Star Wars:

"There goes another one!"
"Hold your fire. There's no life-forms aboard."
"Target practice?"
"Oh, go on then. Fire at will."

Spiderman:

"Hey Peter. There's a spider on you."
*swat*
"Thanks."

Alien:

"Better leave that derilict well alone. You never know what might be out there. And you - you're going into quarantine for six weeks..."

Aliens:

"We found the Alien on LV426, and brought it aboard before it killed all my crew."
"Lets nuke the site from orbit - its the only way to be sure."

Amityville horror:

"That house is still too pricey for us..."

Oliver!:

"Please sir, can I have some more?"
"Of course!"

The Terminal:
"What exactly are you doing in the United States Mr. Navorski?"
"Yellow taxi cab please. Take me to Ramada Inn 161 Lexington"
"Staying in the Ramada Inn? I heard they have great steaks. I hope you enjoy your stay in the United States Mr. Navorski."

Terminator 3:
"The future has not been written. There is no faith but what we make for ourselves. I wish I could believe that. My name is John Connor, they tried to murder me before I was born. When I was 13 they tried again. Machines from the future, Terminators. All my life my mother told me the storm was coming, Judgement day. The beginning of a war between man and machines. 3 billion lives would vanish in an instant and I would lead what was left of the human race to ultimate victory. It hasn't happened as my mum was a drunk and a druggy who didn't make it as a childrens story writer and tortured me every night with one of her lame stories".

Charlies Angels II:
"Good morning Angels"
"Good morning Charlie"
"Bossly I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you"
"I date fat women, what are you talking about, these couple of midgets"
"Great work in Mongolia Angels, but i'm afraid the case has taken a new turn"
"Oooooooh Charlie went can't go on a mission right now, since our last undercover together all three our periods got synced together and it's that time of the month.... We can't do all that jumping and running! You'll just have to re-schedule for next week"



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A Few Good Men:
Col. Jessep: Transfer Santiago off the base. Yes, I'm sure that's the thing to do. Wait, I have a better idea. Why don't we just transfer the whole squad off the base? As a matter of fact, why don't we just transfer the whole Windward Division off the base? John, go on out there and tell those boys to come down off the wall, they're packing their bags. Tom!
Tom: Yes, sir!
Col. Jessep: Get me the President on the phone. We're surrendering our position in Cuba!
[Kendrick enters abruptly]
Lt. Kendrick: Sir! That won't be possible sir! News in from Washington is that Castro's heard intelligence reports of another American Idol; he's ordered a full nuclear assault!
Col. Jessep: Why can't we work out our differences? Why can't we work things out? People, why can't we all just get along?

Die Hard:
[the businessman sees a gun in McClane's pocket]
John McClane: It's okay. I'm a cop. Trust me, I've been doing this for eleven years.
[Sky Marshal stands up a row or two behind, draws a taser]
Sky Marhsal: Yeah sure pal, and I'm JFK! Now drop the weapon and put those hands up; I've been doing THIS for twelve years!
[tasers McClane]
John McClane: EEEEEAAAAAAGGHHHHH!
Businessman: Christ, no wonder he doesn't like flying...

Star Wars

Obi-Wan - There is nothing you could of done to save them Luke

Luke - No, I know..... But I'm going to stay and rebuild the farm

Top Gun

Cougar - I got scared up there sir

Commanding Officer - Yeah, Cougar, but we've seen this before.

Cougar - You're right sir. I'll get back up there tomorrow

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Terminator: Katherine Brewster? Have you sustained injury?
Kate Brewster: Drop dead, you *beep*
Terminator: Command received. Please evacuate to safe distance - self-destruct commencing in 10... 9... 8...