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I have it!! Shakespeare put the plays on paper because De Vere loses his hands to a $250,000 CG explosion... well it's the only plausible theory I can come up with.
Posted: 13:00 May 12 2004
"What the hell do you mean there's no explosions!?"
OK, this is just plain wrong on so many levels. It's like the laws of physics: gravity makes things fall; day follows night and vice versa; politicians are (for the most part, mentioning no names, etc.) idiots, liars, scum or all three; the Earth is round and Roland Emmerich makes films with lots of things that go "BOOM!" like Independence Day, Stargate, Godzilla, and presumably The Day After Tomorrow.
So this means the end of days is coming a little sooner than we hoped. Or something.
Click here to see what the blue fudge I'm going on about this time.
So this means the end of days is coming a little sooner than we hoped. Or something.
Click here to see what the blue fudge I'm going on about this time.
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Posted: 13:00 May 12 2004 
It gets much worse... sit down for this. You will be shocked.
Wes Craven is making a romantic comedy.
Just where are War, Famine, Pestilence and Death when you need them?
Wes Craven is making a romantic comedy.
Just where are War, Famine, Pestilence and Death when you need them?
Posted: 18:09 May 14 2004