Darth Vader v Palpetine

The Mummy v Catwoman

What powers did Catwoman actually possess besides looking good in a catsuit?

Frankenstein v Mr Hyde

A bit more brain power involved.

Han Solo v Dirty Harry

Mainly because he's more resourceful.

Hellboy v Shrek

Hellboy does what he has to do.

The Thing v Mr T

Mr T is strong, but no match for The Thing.

Dracula v Spike

Dracula might have funky parlour tricks, but Spike is a bad ass.

Tarzan v Predator

Tarzan may be able to jump around, but he can't beat acid blood.

Darth Vader v Palpetine

The Mummy v Catwoman

Frankenstein v Mr Hyde

Han Solo v Dirty Harry

Hellboy v Shrek

The Thing v Mr T

Dracula v Spike

Tarzan v Predator

Darth Vader v Palpetine

The Mummy v Catwoman

Frankenstein v Mr Hyde

Han Solo v Dirty Harry

Hellboy v Shrek

The Thing v Mr T

Dracula v Spike

Tarzan v Predator

Hm, let's see how this plays out.

Darth Vader v Palpatine - The Chosen One fulfills his destiny.

The Mummy v Catwoman - Catwoman and her feline friends overcome the ragman.

Frankenstein v Mr Hyde - Mr. Hyde opens a can of whoopass on Frank

Han Solo v Dirty Harry - He shoots first.

Hellboy v Shrek - The Right Hand of Doom has spoken.

The Thing v Mr T - I pity da fool that challenges Ben Grimm.

Dracula v Spike - Spike takens him down with a witty quip.

Tarzan v Predator - Take that shoulder cannon blast.

Darth Vader v Palpetine

The Mummy v Catwoman
He was only afraid of cats until he became immortal

Frankenstein v Mr Hyde

Han Solo v Dirty Harry

Hellboy v Shrek

The Thing v Mr T

Dracula v Spike

Tarzan v Predator


I did post this last night, but it seems to have vanished since...

Darth Vader v Palpetine

Vader, obviously! We've already seen this happen haven't we..?

The Mummy v Catwoman

I don't know much about Catwoman, so I'm just going for The Mummy cos he's a badass mofo!

Frankenstein v Mr Hyde

Frankenstein's slow and bumbling. Plus he's a nice guy, he wouldn't want to hurt Mr. Hyde...

Han Solo v Dirty Harry

Han's trusty blaster will see him through. And he wins on cool-points too!

Hellboy v Shrek

I know nothing about Hellboy, but he looks like more of a badass than Shrek...

The Thing v Mr T

Again I know nothing about The Thing, but Mr. T's only human (well, ish... ) so I think the mutant bloke would take him...

Dracula v Spike

Dracula's a charmer, but Spike's a fighter. And if he needed it Buffy'd help him out!

Tarzan v Predator

Does this really need an explanation..?

Darth Vader v Palpetine


The Mummy v Catwoman
He'd be distracted by the leather and she could take advantage of that

Frankenstein v Mr Hyde


Han Solo v Dirty Harry


Hellboy v Shrek


The Thing v Mr T



Dracula v Spike
Dracula would be too busy trying to be all seductive flouncey shirt man !


Tarzan v Predator

Darth Vader v Palpetine
"Your powers are weak, old man! I am the master now!" "I shall hand you your backside - I have foreseen it!" Uh, draw?

The Mummy v Catwoman
Imhotep uses magic to turn Catwoman into the Halle Berry version but his plan backfires as he remembers the film and dies of laughter

Frankenstein's Monster v Mr Hyde
Mr Hyde slugs ol' bolt-neck in the jaw, who then thuds to the ground. "The neck's broken. The brain is useless. We must find another brain..."

Han Solo v Dirty Harry
Harry, using his initiative, blasts the Falcon's engines with his .44, only to have Han crash it on top of the San Francisco Police Dept. That's what happens when you give Chewie a parking ticket, I suppose...

Hellboy v Shrek
"This is the part where you run aw--" *CRACK!* "That's all for you!"

The Thing v Mr T
It's clobberin' time. I pity da fool.

Dracula v Spike
Spike takes Drac on a night-out and gets him so hammered he forgets about the fight. Cue broken Jack Daniels bottle from behind and stake from the front. Who needs railway spikes, anyway?

Tarzan v Predator
Like this one needs a jokey explanation. The match-up's a crap joke in itself.

(Edited by Alan 04/09/2005 19:24)

Darth Vader v Palpetine
Vader all the way

The Mummy v Catwoman
Yeah I know it's unlikely.... Both characters that didn't impress (in the fighting department) so I'll just go for the nice outfit If she survives this round she might have to fight Spike and I'm sure he can appreciate the challenge / outfit

Frankenstein v Mr Hyde
Certainly seems to be more agile and Frankenstein just falls to bits.

Han Solo v Dirty Harry

Hellboy v Shrek
After having to listen to Donkey, Shrek won't even put up a fight...... Make it stop!

The Thing v Mr T

Dracula v Spike
Old style versus new style........

Tarzan v Predator
King of the jungle definately becomes a little jungle snack.

Not that I've watched half the movies/ shows so most of my votes are for shallow reasons but I don't care

Darth Vader v Palpetine - Never heard of the other one

The Mummy v Catwoman - I fancied lots of men from the movie

Frankenstein v Mr Hyde

Han Solo v Dirty Harry

Hellboy v Shrek - He's cuter.

The Thing v Mr T - He rules and was on Extreme Makeover:Home Edition the other night

Dracula v Spike - Hate Spike (and James Masters)

Tarzan v Predator - I fancy Travis Fimmel who played him in Tarzan the tv series

OK new rule, I also get to play

Darth Vader v Palpetine

Other than the element of surprise, Palpatine is by far the better fighter

The Mummy v Catwoman

Since all she can do is hit you, and he can kill with a touch, I can see no other result

Frankenstein v Mr Hyde

Franky is too slow for Hydey, who probably also carries a spanner.

Han Solo v Dirty Harry

Lasers are quicker

Hellboy v Shrek

Hellboy has the fighter in him, Shrek is a big softy

The Thing v Mr T

Its clobberin' time!

Dracula v Spike

Spike is a modern upstart next to the lord of darkness

Tarzan v Predator

Tarzan would be difficult to hit, but its just a matter of time.

Darth Vader v Palpetine

I saw something like this on TV one Christmas, Vader won!

The Mummy v Catwoman

I dunno, but I guess she's the better dressed (the Halle Berry one doesn't count )

Frankenstein v Mr Hyde

Well I think the Scientist Dr Frankenstein would hatch a clever ploy to create a Bobby De Niro shaped monster, and you just don't mess with Bobby.

Han Solo v Dirty Harry
As long as it's the original Han Solo from the untampered films, y'know the one that kills greedo in cold blood establishing him as a cold hearted mercenary. Not the stupid one who lets an armed opponent sitting 2 feet away shoot first in the hopes that he'll miss.


Hellboy v Shrek
Aren't both of these guys technically Scottish?


The Thing v Mr T
Ever lovin blue eyes


Dracula v Spike
Shouldn't vampires stay away from peroxide? It's great for starting fires with!


Tarzan v Predator
I foresee the predator narrowly losing then detonating some sort of huge nuclear bomb. Tarzan will be saved by hmmmm.... diving behind a convenient fallen branch. Hey it worked for Arnie!!!

Darth Vader v Palpetine

Winner: Darth Vader

The Mummy v Catwoman

Winner: Catwoman

Frankenstein v Mr Hyde

Winner: Mr Hyde

Han Solo v Dirty Harry

Winner: Han Solo

Hellboy v Shrek

Winner: Hellboy

The Thing v Mr T

Winner: The Thing

Dracula v Spike

Winner: Dracula

Tarzan v Predator

Winner: Predator

RESULTS!


Darth Vader v Palpetine 12-2 The student exceeds the master

The Mummy v Catwoman 7-6 Close one, but shes a gonner

Frankenstein v Mr Hyde 3-10 Thanks to recent film roles, perhaps?

Han Solo v Dirty Harry 11-2 You just cant beat a good blaster

Hellboy v Shrek 12-1 Red beats green, plain and simple

The Thing v Mr T 11-2 I guess we all pitty da fool after this

Dracula v Spike 6-7 all the dark magic is no match for a smart mouth

Tarzan v Predator 3-10 ouch, Tarzan lord of getting whipped


(Edited by Wobag 18/09/2005 16:17)