*stares at last three new threads on forum and nails all of her other topic ideas from IMDB firmly to the floor*

Digby, The Biggest Dogma In The World: Jay, Silent Bob and the Last Scion have to travel to New Jersey to stop a giant dog from crushing a church and negating all existance.

The First Wives Fight Club: Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler and Diane Keaton start an illegal fighting club for divorcees, and then lead a team of revolutionaries in a stupid song and dance number.

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's the Living Dead: Christina Applegate leads her brothers and sisters in a cheap zombie-splattering fest while their parents are on holiday

Dirty Dozen Dancing: Telly Savalas, Charles Bronson and Lee Marvin must infiltrate a Nazi holiday camp, discover battle plans, carry watermelons and learn how to do the marenge.

Withnail & I, Claudius: Unemployed sometime Roman Emperor and friend decamp to Lake District to get away from hectic pace of Rome bacchanalia (most famous line: "You know, Hadrian my old mate, this would be a lovely spot for a wall".

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Aladdin Vs Predator: In this new Disney movie Aladdin and his friends battles it out with the Predator.

Shreks Tail 2: After rescueing the princess from the tower and asking her to marry him, it's time for Shrek to meet her side of the family. But won't he be surprised when he finds out they actually live underwater. But in the end it all comes together when Shrek with the help of a gay shark saves the day once more.

Weekend at Beauty and the Beast's: When Belle suddenly dies during the preparations for hers and Beast's anniversary (with the additional problem of bringing back that pesky curse occasionally), it's up to Beast and his servants to convince family and friends alike that his wife is still alive. Includes unforgettable songs in the classic Disney style 'Carnaval des Cadavres' and 'Alive Again'.

Tomorrow Never Dies Hard: James Bond (Pierce Brosnan), when attending a Christmas party at MI6 Headquarters, is caught in the thick of it when the entire building is taken hostage by international fugitive Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman) and his gang of mercenaries. Things only get worse when it's revealed media baron Elliot Carver (Jonathan Pryce) has funded the operation to give his newspapers the explosive exclusive - but which of the villainous pair is really running the show? Fortunately, street cop John McClane (Bruce Willis), on holiday from the US, decides to help from the outside. Can the two team up to defuse the situation and save the holiday season?

Primal Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:
In the aftermath of a huge court battle a lawyer, his newly acquitted client and his murderous split personality go on a drink-and-drug binge across Vegas in a convertible named, appropriately, the Red Shark. But with already warped minds on so many illegal substances, an ill-advised trip to a wedding chapel was simply inevitable... but between an attorney and a savage killer, the pre-nuptial agreements are going to be murder...