Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself Spike...hope everyone had a good time..it certainly sounded like you were all having a laugh when I spoke to you on the phone....Who was the Scottish guy that kept taking the phone off you though

what can i say....it was a brill day

after at the last min not being able to go and then turning up as a suprise was cool, the reactions from pof and red was so funny

the weather turned out nice int he end, it was great to see everyone:

Red: most brill to see my wifey as always and you sure suck those straws well

Beth: nice to meet you and make sure you come the spiders and strippers and toads, oh my

Abby: aww you are so lovely and thank you for my gold star!!

Missy E: great to see you again and your necklace was cool!

POF: you were the first persont o ever be smaped! yay you!

Gopher: thanks for the help with the haribo toasting!

Taz: very well done on the cooking babe!

JJ: you were mean and gave me a burn on my arm and it hurts now

Sydney: i finaly met you!!!! you rock duder!

Random: love the hat! and did spike ever work out that it was you calling him??

DM: i am not smutfest2!!....im minismutfest

smutfest: lovely to see you my dear

lambs: thank you for my stickers!! they are sooo cool! and cheers shibs for scaring the hell out of me with your hand!

steve and nesbit: you were cool people and yay the snakebite drinker!

who am i forgetting....? oh yes, the man himself spike

thank you for having me (no not like that you sick people) it was a great day and you have a waaay cool house!! and you are so little and cute in your baby photos

i wish i could have stayed longer but atleast i won a rosette at the dog show!

so...whens you next bbq?

Ah the head. Lovely scabs have now formed on my forehead and that bit of the nose that some Soap Actress bint doesn't have anymore. Which I've had much fun explaining at work tonight. I also found out that my hear was all matted up, and after unknoting it I've been told it makes me look like a blond version of Robert Smith...

A few thank yous...

Spike for organizing this debautched meet, for being the most laid back of hosts ( ) and giving the worst directions. You're one in a million, baby, and I love you for it.

Taz, for the intellectual conversation on the swings, for giving me some bed space and making my weekend. Oh yeah, and you saved me some breaky this morning when I was refusing to get out of bed! You're a sweatheart, I tells ya.

Flowers, when come back, bring piiiie. Always good to see you man, and we managed to get Linkin Park in as well.

Sydney, I apologize (on Taz' behalf...) for the accident outside Spike's house. How's the knees doing?

While I'm apologizing, I guess I also owe one to Katiestar for the chinese burn and to Red for the grass stains on Abby's jeans. I'm just a big kid.

Also nice to meet the lambs and Random for the first time.

Anyway, heads hurting, works annoying, and I have a suspicion that parts of last night are missing from my memory, so I'll finish with a shout outs to, as well as all the above, Gopher, Miss Edith, Dangermouse, Nesbit, anyone my fuddled brain has forgotten to mention, and the blokes who offered to buy a bottle for £1 on the way back from Tescos.

Peace Out.

sorry i couldn't be there Spike and i missedouton catchingup with Random dagnamit! (easy everything keyboardshence lack of spaces in sentences)
hope ya'll had a faboo time.

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by Jayjay
Sydney, I apologize (on Taz' behalf...) for the accident outside Spike's house. How's the knees doing?

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That so wasn't what it sounds like
The knee is getting better but its still purple and still hurts quite a bit My foot is really hurting though *note to self - do not walk around barefoot while stonkingly intoxicated it'll only end in tears*

I had a great time and met lots of loverly new people: Katiestar, Miss Edith, Random, Gopher, Dangermouse, The Slaughtered Lambs, Beth and Abby(thanks for my gold star petal and i didn't loose mine like some people did) to name but a few.

There were so many hilarious moments to recount including:

Spike attempting card tricks with little success:
Spike: "Is that your card?"
Miss Edith: "No"
Spike: "Then that's your card."
Miss Edith: "No it isn't"
and so on until he'd made his way through about half of the pack

JayJay's stunning swing acrobatics resulting in that fabulous Harry Potter-esque scar

Gay tentecles and shark headed demons

The American bird that never was

Spikes mate Steve (Yes he does have real friends and didn't hire them from an agency for the day) singing Britney Spears

Dangermouse singing in the style of Cartman from South Park

Abby proving that she really knows Spike soooooo well:
"I know why Spike calls women 'birds', its because they fly away as soon as they see him"

SL2 deciding to go on a vengence kick and try and shave off Stuart's eyebrows. How much shaving foam?!?

I'm sure there were hundreds more incidents worthy of mentioning but as a) I was probably involved in them and b) I was far to drunk to remember it all I shall leave it at that. It was a pleasure as always and thanks to Spike for letting us trash his house

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by Sydney
(quotes)
The American bird that never was

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No? You mean she never turned up? Damn... bad luck, mate.

Thanks for the hospitality Spike, and it was good to meet lots of people who have, so far, been only onscreen names to me. (And also Red, the Abbymonster and PoF, who were I think the only people there I'd seen in the flesh before, as it were.)

I have to say, though, that your taste in music was truly appalling (or maybe I'm getting old). I was so itching to put the Mendelssohn CD on instead of that noisy guitary stuff...

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by Sydney
Abby proving that she really knows Spike soooooo well:
"I know why Spike calls women 'birds', its because they fly away as soon as they see him"

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LMAO

Oh from the mouths of babes

Well, it was a cool weekend! I'm still pretty zonked, but hey!

There was singing, there was dancing, there was eating and I think there may have been a little bit of drinking in there too!

I'm not gonna go into a long list, but I'll just give a few thanks:

SPIKE, thanks for organising this and letting all us freaks invade your home! The marshmallows on sparklers were indeed very cool!

Katie, it was an honour to receive the first ever smap! And the second! The third was a bit less of an honour, and as for the tenth ....... Just kidding!

Syd, thanks ever so much for my necklace, it's sooooo cool!

Jayjay, thanks for scaring people with pie! And for bringing some rockin' tunes!

And thanks to everyone else: Red, Abby, Dangermouse, Slaughtered Lambs, Random, Miss Edith, Taz, Gopher, Smutfest, Beth, Stuart and Steve!

And woah! I've been nominated the level-headed one!!! That just proves how drunken and stupid everyone else was acting!

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Edited by PictureOfFlowers 22/07/2002 22:15)

ok so i tried to fix the garden table with the big hole in it and disaster!! it wouldn't fit in the gap so i thoguht i'd use a small hammer to gently tap it in before the glue dried and it sorta made the hole a lot lot bigger so i'm not thinknig i'll have to try and make up an excuse as my parents will notice a big hole and i can't tell them we were dancing on the table and sydney put her foot through it, so i really need to think of something.

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by SPIKE
i can't tell them we were dancing on the table and sydney put her foot through it

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Whyever not? Seems a perfectly reasonable explaination to me.

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by Random
(quotes)Whyever not? Seems a perfectly reasonable explaination to me.

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It doesn't to me

say you were dancing on it and you put your foot through it, just kidding.
say it got dismantled to get it out of the way, got put in the corner of the garden for safe keeping, it then fell over, then sombody standing near it lost their balance and fell on it.
besides how much can a plastic table like that cost, no more than 25 pounds I bet, probably a lot less and from Asda

Another meet over without me getting too drunk or embarrassing myself
Ok so i might aswell fess up seeing as SPIKE has already mentioned my singing . While my memory of friday night is blurred in places i do remember singing several songs, though the only song i actually remember is wild thing. I am well aware of the fact that i cannot sing so i would just like to apologise to the people who had to endure it.

Apart from that unpleasantness it was a great weekend, some of the highlights that spring to mind were:

SPIKE giving Miss Edith directions over the phone "can you see where my finger is pointing?".
Dangermouse singing i believe i can fly in the style of Eric Cartman.
Abby singing "i locked SPIKE in the shed, i locked SPIKE in the shed".
SPIKE constantly claiming that the fit american bird from derby would turn up.
Discovering how much cooler SPIKE's parents musical tastes are than his.

There was loads more stuff but i cant be bothered to type anymore, so i'll just end this with a thank you to SPIKE for allowing us to invade his home, and to everyone else for making the weekend so much fun