9am?! Woah, you're keen! In that case I definitely won't be joining you, but good luck with it anyway. Hope it goes really well and they love you and you get in the house and get off with some big ugly dude and the tabloids dish up all your secrets and when you get out of the house everyone's disowned you and your life's ruined and you end up presenting daytime gameshows where people race maggots and.......
Um, no wait, ignore everything after 'get in the house'. Good luck with it dude!
Um, no wait, ignore everything after 'get in the house'. Good luck with it dude!