i don't usually ger drunk, and when i do i throw up and don't do silly things i wouldn't do when sobre anyway. but i once through up outside a kebab shop that was cool.
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Gorden Bennet - i feel awful this morning. I really can't hack this drinking on a work night lark. Serves me right really for drinking on an empty stomach.
The purpose of this post is to issue a public apology - Miss Kitty and I got a leeetle bit drunk last night and decided it would be fun to turn the tables and stalk Spike until the early hours of this morning
It seemed like such a good idea at the time but on reflection - maybe it wasn't, so... Sorry mate.
So, anyone fancy making me feel better by telling me about any embarressing drunken tomfoolery they have engaged in?
Or even just embarressing tomfoolery. I'm not Fussy
The purpose of this post is to issue a public apology - Miss Kitty and I got a leeetle bit drunk last night and decided it would be fun to turn the tables and stalk Spike until the early hours of this morning
It seemed like such a good idea at the time but on reflection - maybe it wasn't, so... Sorry mate.
So, anyone fancy making me feel better by telling me about any embarressing drunken tomfoolery they have engaged in?
Or even just embarressing tomfoolery. I'm not Fussy
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I have a theory that the people who throw up don't do silly things coz they get rid of the alcohol quicker. I never spew of beer so i do silly things coz the alcohol stays in my system. I've also lost brain cells coz i used to be dead intelligent and now i'm just thick!!!!
*crosses fingers*
I've never done anything remotely embarrassing when drunk
I've never danced on tables, lapdanced, stripped, fancied rank men when I should have known better (but fortunately did nothing about it *shudder*), rubbed up and down someone's leg while they were singing Kareoke, molested someone with a pool cue, asked total strangers to bare their bottoms (successfully), flirted with anyone and everyone in sight or danced naked in the rain... well not in the same night anyway
*uncrosses fingers*
I've never done anything remotely embarrassing when drunk
I've never danced on tables, lapdanced, stripped, fancied rank men when I should have known better (but fortunately did nothing about it *shudder*), rubbed up and down someone's leg while they were singing Kareoke, molested someone with a pool cue, asked total strangers to bare their bottoms (successfully), flirted with anyone and everyone in sight or danced naked in the rain... well not in the same night anyway
*uncrosses fingers*
A lot of people get themselves drunk to be able to do a lot of things they wouldn't normally have the bottle (no pun intended) or inclination to do. Then they use the drink as their excuse and insist they regret it and that it was a *huge* mistake, often insulting people and actions afterwards.
Then they say they'll never do it again.
Yeah, right!
Then they say they'll never do it again.
Yeah, right!
I always think it is interesting the way people's behaviour changes when they are drunk, and not just in the fact that they are willing to consider eating a kebab.
Some people become happier and livelier, more talkative, more likely to dance and are generally 'happy' drunks.
Others become mean and aggressive, ready to start a fight, be insulting or storm off in a sulk.
Some become depressed.
What I don't know is whether this is because the alcohol brings out certain personality traits that are usually hidden or whether alcohol chemically affects people differently?
Is it a case of losing the social inhibitions that control the face we show to the world or does the drug alter our personalities?
Some people become happier and livelier, more talkative, more likely to dance and are generally 'happy' drunks.
Others become mean and aggressive, ready to start a fight, be insulting or storm off in a sulk.
Some become depressed.
What I don't know is whether this is because the alcohol brings out certain personality traits that are usually hidden or whether alcohol chemically affects people differently?
Is it a case of losing the social inhibitions that control the face we show to the world or does the drug alter our personalities?
i think alcohol jsut lets the real us out. but as i'm happy being silly anyway it doesn't change me a lot. i can't say i'd ever let it change me.
Well I'm finally ouy of bed and slowly remembering stuff.
Don't know how much you drank Syd, but I had 7 pints of lager and a smirnoff Ice and I hadn't eaten since since about 11.30am(and that was only a piece of sponge cake).
However it was a funny night (what about the guy who kept going on about Al Jolson!!! He loved me he did!! Weirdo
Oh yeah my appologies to Spike too but I don't think I was as bad as Syd, haha
Right I'm gonna have a lovely cup of tea now and I swear never to drink again!!! (well not on an empty stomach anyway)
Don't know how much you drank Syd, but I had 7 pints of lager and a smirnoff Ice and I hadn't eaten since since about 11.30am(and that was only a piece of sponge cake).
However it was a funny night (what about the guy who kept going on about Al Jolson!!! He loved me he did!! Weirdo
Oh yeah my appologies to Spike too but I don't think I was as bad as Syd, haha
Right I'm gonna have a lovely cup of tea now and I swear never to drink again!!! (well not on an empty stomach anyway)
I was once sick inside a revolving door - and so drunk I couldn't work out how to get out!
Stopped any serious drinking about 3 years ago - I might be a boring fart(I might not), but my body appreciates it!
Stopped any serious drinking about 3 years ago - I might be a boring fart(I might not), but my body appreciates it!
LMAO
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I was once sick inside a revolving door - and so drunk I couldn't work out how to get out!
Three words: Shopping trolley race
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So, anyone fancy making me feel better by telling me about any embarressing drunken tomfoolery they have engaged in?
Got five hours ?
Or even just embarressing tomfoolery.
I know exactly how you feel Syd, I've woken up just like this loads of times on a work day, but for me the hangover sets in about 11.00 am.
I've also done lots of stupid embarassing things when drunk and I have to admit that I've thrown up just about everywhere possible. A board full of alc's
I've also done lots of stupid embarassing things when drunk and I have to admit that I've thrown up just about everywhere possible. A board full of alc's
Embarrassing stuff? Moi? Surely not...
Not that I can remember, anyway.
Not that I can remember, anyway.
Embarassing drunken stuff? Quite a few moments spring to mind, but a lot of moments don't spring to mind at all cos I was too drunk to remember them!
But I've now just had flashbacks to the Chicken game!
But I've now just had flashbacks to the Chicken game!