Tangent 21 - Something for those intent on world domination

Posted by
Spikeo

Posted on
21:00
Apr 20 2002

Something for those intent on world domination

No I'm not looking at anyone in particular

http://members.tripod.com/%7Emrpuzuzu/plan.html

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of that Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Metal, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Secret Death Ray, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Already got my own (far superior) plans but I guess it's as good a starting point as any

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Linz Â‘this is a song about somebody that i really used to like a whole lot, and i donÂ’t know if i like anymore. itÂ’s not about me.Â’ -ryan adams

Here's my Eeeeveeel plan

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Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Rock Star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Hired Goons to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

I'm only slightly disappointed that they didn't have anything about one meeelion dollars....

Posted: 22:16 Apr 20 2002

Morph Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Just like to point out that this was posted a week ago by Pegasus under the title Something for Demona

And the sheer number of people that I know that are in Classic Black and have Soul Accumulation as their objective is staggering

Posted: 23:20 Apr 20 2002

DJ Billy You can't really dust for vomit.

Ooh, tides!

You can never beat the classic henchman.

Posted: 00:24 Apr 21 2002

Spikeo I am Jack's quote

by Morph
Just like to point out that this was posted a week ago by Pegasus under the title Something for Demona

Although to be fair since it was pointed specifically at Demona I had at least one reason to have not seen it. Yes, that'll do...

*Wanders off mumbling about stormtroopers*

Posted: 00:42 Apr 21 2002

RedWitch It's the so-called 'normal' guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate Mt. Rushmore. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

And I haven't seen Peg's thread to Demona.