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by Sweet-Sange
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

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We don't HAVE to, we just like to!

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We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

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Well, yeah, but why would you want to?

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We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway

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What was that you said?

(Edited by Avenger 08/05/2002 08:05)

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by Sweet-Sange
1 No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

2 We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

3 If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

4 We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

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1ok how about those 80's legwarmers!!!

2 how do you amuse yourself then?

3 i never forget to shve, i just chose to be lazy about it!!

4 if you had one you'd know how annoying they can be and why they need to be 're arranged'

i love women

LOL! And it seems you've only had replies from blokes so far...

Anyway, I was inspired to produce my own version:

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE MAN.

We don't get blubbery about Titanic.

We don't get mysterious gynaecological disorders, nor suffer from monthly period pains.

We can drive/park.

We don't care if we look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We don't worry about the latest fashions, but get to the opposite gender wearing less and less in the name of style.

We can pass gas to amuse ourselves.

We don't have to spend hours meticulously shaving our legs and armpits or applying (and reapplying) make-up.

We can play sports.

Whenever we feel like it we can cup or scratch our groin region for instant pleasure. Even in public.

We have the ability to dress ourselves in less than two hours. Without once asking anyone at all if our bum looks big in this.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex and if we fancy them we can immediately picture them nude. And in action...

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we are the Mac Daddy.

There are times when flowers really can solve all your problems.

We'll never go through childbirth.

We are not so daft that we think we can know someone by their choice of shoes. Although we can by their team/sport allegiances and their choice of alcohol.

We can make comments about how silly women are in their presence, because it's true.

So come on Guy's I'm sure you can think of some more

We can understand the offside trap.

We look the same in the morning.

A weekend away only requires one suitcase

You need *how* many pairs of shoes?

Sean Connery at 60 - World's sexiest man

Movie nudity is almost always women

Serial killers never go after the heroines boyfriend...

Writing your name in the snow

Same job ... better salary

Girls had My Little Pony ... boys had action man

We can fully assess a girl just by using our ability to picture them naked. And in action...

With thanks to those who provided the ground work to construct that one from leftovers

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by Jayjay


We can drive/park.

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We can drive/park/put on makeup/do hair/amuse kids/talk on phone/do nails all at the same time

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We don't have to spend hours meticulously shaving our legs and armpits or applying (and reapplying) make-up.

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Unless arranging a RH meet

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Incandenza
We can understand the offside trap.

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Ooooo and so do a few women me included

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Movie nudity is almost always women

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Women are harder to please , and lets face it who really has the better looking bodies

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Serial killers never go after the heroines boyfriend

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Thats cause their always wimps and knocked out early in the movie

/me thinks the only reason all the replies have been from men is due to my typo in the topic heading so heres a new one to add to my list

Men find it much harder to resist replying to topics with the words women and sexiest in them





(Edited by Sweet-Sange 08/05/2002 12:31)

cool is this gonna be a battle of the sexes? coz i'm on the womens side

Not that I wish to give the impression that I take all this sexist drivel seriously (or the jokes assumption that all men and women are heterosexual) but...

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by Sweet-Sange
We can drive/park/put on makeup/do hair/amuse kids/talk on phone/do nails all at the same time

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Define driving. Or how close to the curb counts as parking - as opposed to abandoned in the middle of the road...

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by Sweet-Sange
Unless arranging a RH meet

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Now, I never promised to take the basque route. Either Riff-Raff or Brad would allow me to avoid any shaving or make-up... But do you think cerise is too strong for eye-shadow?

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by Sweet-Sange
Women are harder to please , and lets face it who really has the better looking bodies

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Hmm, Kathy Burke or Brad Pitt .. who would I rather see naked?

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by Sweet-Sange[/b]
/me thinks the only reason all the replies have been from men is due to my typo in the topic heading so heres a new one to add to my list

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Actually I didn't notice the typo... (I so need to find an emoticon for *tongue-in-cheek*)

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by Sweet-Sange
Men find it much harder to resist replying to topics with the words women and sexiest in them

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It's a personal choice thing, I case. Or maybe we just like the sight of our own voices more, so to speak.

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by Jayjay
We don't get blubbery about Titanic.

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I don't

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by Jayjay
We don't get mysterious gynaecological disorders, nor suffer from monthly period pains.

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I don't. Thanks to the wonder of modern technology!

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by Jayjay
We can drive/park.

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Not according to the display I saw this morning!

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by Jayjay
We don't have to spend hours meticulously shaving our legs and armpits or applying (and reapplying) make-up.

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Not according to the display I saw last saturday night!

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by Jayjay
We have the ability to dress ourselves in less than two hours. Without once asking anyone at all if our bum looks big in this.

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Ok - i can do 15 mins

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by Jayjay
We can talk to people of the opposite sex and if we fancy them we can immediately picture them nude. And in action...

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And we can't? Sorry, Just picturing...

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by Jayjay
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we are the Mac Daddy.

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And undoubtedly skint within 5 years.

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by Jayjay
We'll never go through childbirth

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Not actual childbirth no, but if you choose to be present at the birth of your child...

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by Jayjay
We can make comments about how silly women are in their presence, because it's true.

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And if you have ever done this i'm quite sure you got an assortment of bruises for your troubles!

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by Incandenza
We can understand the offside trap.

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Every woman in my office understands the offside trap

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by Incandenza
A weekend away only requires one suitcase

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Blackpool - one suitcase!

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by Incandenza
Sean Connery at 60 - World's sexiest man

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and...?

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by Incandenza
Girls had My Little Pony ... boys had action man

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That's an advantage to being a man?

I felt a dire need to defend myself on that one!

And... Women can use "You're not getting any!" as a suitable punishment for men

Woooooooooooo Syd

Bring it on guys

/me limbers up for the male/female T21 battle of the sexes hehehehe

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by Sydney
And... Women can use "You're not getting any!" as a suitable punishment for men

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Erm, surely that works both ways?

As for the rest, there's always an exception to the rule, although I'd love to know which bloke you saw last Saturday shaving his legs and putting on make-up. I didn't realise Blackburn could be so .. cosmopolitan.

And the only bruise I have has nothing to do with making sexi(e)st comments...

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by Incandenza
You need *how* many pairs of shoes?

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Withholding stuff? Nope, doesn't work both ways. Have you actually tried to do that to a woman? You'll crack before she does. I guarentee it!

And it wasn't in Blackburn, it was Manchester on Canal Street

(Edited by Sydney 08/05/2002 12:58)

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by Sweet-Sange
Women are harder to please , and lets face it who really has the better looking bodies

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Well with all the "oohs" and "aahs" David Boreanaz gets just by showing his shoulders in a white vest, you'd think that we guys have the best bods. I just wonder what the girls'd do if they saw MORE of him !!!

(Edited by MonSTeR 08/05/2002 13:05)

And a few more just cause I'm in that kinda mood today

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put
them all up there.

Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out
alone.

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature
anyway.

Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-
yourself types.

Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too
old for it.

Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

Sadly, all men are created equal

(Edited by Sweet-Sange 08/05/2002 13:08)

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by Sydney

And it wasn't in Blackburn, it was Manchester on Canal Street

(Edited by Sydney 08/05/2002 12:58)

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that syas it all theres only one man i know who shaves his legs and thats jared, but he's allowed cos he's an athlete

This post has been temporarily suspended, please bear with us while we work on it.

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by Sydney
I felt a dire need to defend myself on that one!

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I didn't realise the aim was to refute humorous generalisations with specific exceptions but hey ...

Taxis stop for me, I have congratulated many team mates without touching them, frequently talk ot members of the opposite sex without visualising them naked, chocolate sometimes solves my problems and I never regretted piercing my ear.

Did I miss the point?

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by Sydney
And... Women can use "You're not getting any!" as a suitable punishment for men

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Which is why God invented kleenex.

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by Sweet-Sange
Women are harder to please , and lets face it who really has the better looking bodies

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An advantage for those doing the ogling?