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Monkey
When I opened up my browser this morning, there it was huge and flashing at me .... what you all cry
Monkey the Hit cult show from the 70's is being released on DVD
I loved this program and can still remeber all the words to the theme song (sad but true)
so if anyone fancys reliving a piece of classic (well I think so) Cult tv try going and watching the clip
Here and click on the link
Monkey the Hit cult show from the 70's is being released on DVD
I loved this program and can still remeber all the words to the theme song (sad but true)
so if anyone fancys reliving a piece of classic (well I think so) Cult tv try going and watching the clip
Here and click on the link
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i remember that, it was well weird, and this pig who was a bloke got pregnant one time or something, anyway its obvious sange liked it as she takes the name monkey in french.
Posted: 13:57 May 09 2002
Hey, I was born in the year of the Monkey. I have to admit, having grown up with the stories of Monkey/Journey to the West when growing up, I was initially somewhat irritated at what seemed like a mockery. Fortunately, time has mellowed my attitude. I think I may now have an idea for a con costume...
Posted: 00:14 May 10 2002 
Funnily enough, I dropped in to my friend's T shirt printing shop today and someone came in asking for a Monkey pic to be put on a shirt!
My sister sent me this yesterday:
A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing round the cages on display. While he's there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey, please". The shopkeeper nods, goes over to a cage at the side of the shop and takes out a monkey. He fits a collar and leash and hands it to the customer,
saying "That'll be $5,000".
The customer pays and walks out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist goes over to the shopkeeper and says, "That was a very expensive monkey--most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?"
"Oh", says the shopkeeper, "that monkey can program in C with veryfast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."
The tourist starts to look at the monkeys in the cage. He says to the shopkeeper, "That one's even more expensive, $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh", says the shopkeeper, "that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object - oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java, all the really useful stuff."
The tourist looks round for a little longer and sees a third monkey in a cage on its own. The price tag round its neck says $50,000. He gasps to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"
"Well," says the shopkeeper, "I don't know if it does anything, but it says it's a Consultant."
(Edited by DJ Billy 10/05/2002 00:24)
My sister sent me this yesterday:
A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing round the cages on display. While he's there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey, please". The shopkeeper nods, goes over to a cage at the side of the shop and takes out a monkey. He fits a collar and leash and hands it to the customer,
saying "That'll be $5,000".
The customer pays and walks out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist goes over to the shopkeeper and says, "That was a very expensive monkey--most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?"
"Oh", says the shopkeeper, "that monkey can program in C with veryfast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."
The tourist starts to look at the monkeys in the cage. He says to the shopkeeper, "That one's even more expensive, $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh", says the shopkeeper, "that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object - oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java, all the really useful stuff."
The tourist looks round for a little longer and sees a third monkey in a cage on its own. The price tag round its neck says $50,000. He gasps to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"
"Well," says the shopkeeper, "I don't know if it does anything, but it says it's a Consultant."
(Edited by DJ Billy 10/05/2002 00:24)
Posted: 00:24 May 10 2002