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To all the drunken women out there:
And we know that there are a few of us on T21!
CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT. YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN:
*You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
*You've just had to get someone to help you pull your knickers up in the ladies room.
*You suddenly decide you want to start a fight with "some edited for swearing: Gal".
*In your last trip to the bathroom you realise you now look more like Gail from Coronation Street than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
*You drop your 3:00am chips on the floor of AbraKebabra and pick them up & carry on eating.
*You start crying.
*There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
*You've found a deeper side to nerdy Derek from payroll.
*You've forgotten where you live.
*You start to sound like Tina Turner from the cigarettes you've smoked. Oh, and as you have mentioned 10 TIMES by now, you only smoke when you drink.
*You yell at the barman, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or vodka.
*You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strange, like pizza..
*You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
*You fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when you sit on it.
*Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
*You no longer smell of Chanel No.5 and instead reek of a pot-pourri of f*rts, vomit, and Heineken.
*You're out-burping the lads.
*You just HAVE to tell your friends that you love them so much, just one more time.
*You're at a table of strangers, flashing your tits, and you don't remember how you got there.
*You're so tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).
*Your handbag is dancing around YOU!
I am ashamed to say that I have achieved 11 out of 21 of these feats in an advanced state of inebriation
Reason for editing: Censored for swearing in the line of the swearing policy.
(Edited by Chambler 09/05/2002 12:34)
CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT. YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN:
*You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
*You've just had to get someone to help you pull your knickers up in the ladies room.
*You suddenly decide you want to start a fight with "some edited for swearing: Gal".
*In your last trip to the bathroom you realise you now look more like Gail from Coronation Street than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
*You drop your 3:00am chips on the floor of AbraKebabra and pick them up & carry on eating.
*You start crying.
*There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
*You've found a deeper side to nerdy Derek from payroll.
*You've forgotten where you live.
*You start to sound like Tina Turner from the cigarettes you've smoked. Oh, and as you have mentioned 10 TIMES by now, you only smoke when you drink.
*You yell at the barman, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or vodka.
*You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strange, like pizza..
*You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
*You fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when you sit on it.
*Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
*You no longer smell of Chanel No.5 and instead reek of a pot-pourri of f*rts, vomit, and Heineken.
*You're out-burping the lads.
*You just HAVE to tell your friends that you love them so much, just one more time.
*You're at a table of strangers, flashing your tits, and you don't remember how you got there.
*You're so tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).
*Your handbag is dancing around YOU!
I am ashamed to say that I have achieved 11 out of 21 of these feats in an advanced state of inebriation
Reason for editing: Censored for swearing in the line of the swearing policy.
(Edited by Chambler 09/05/2002 12:34)
14 Replies and 2004 Views in Total.
That's the start of the evening for some people!
by Sydney
*You suddenly decide you want to start a fight with "some edited for swearing: Gal".
(Edited by Chambler 09/05/2002 12:40)
Posted: 12:18 May 09 2002 Oi leave me out of it
by Incandenza
(quotes)
That's the start of the evening for some people!
Grrrrrrr
Posted: 12:21 May 09 2002 
All sounds 'orribly familiar - but not recently - from my far distant youth! I'm a good gurl I am
Posted: 12:24 May 09 2002 That's me at the start of the evening
By Sydney
*You're so tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).
Posted: 12:32 May 09 2002 
In a karaoke bar in Blackpool, 'cos i didn't want to be drunk any more
by Sydney
*You start crying.
Rather glad i haven't been that drunk since.
Posted: 12:42 May 09 2002 *Looks at Yvonne*
by Sydney
*You've just had to get someone to help you pull your knickers up in the ladies room.[/b]
Posted: 16:24 May 09 2002 I was the one in need of help but Yvonne thought it would be funnier to mock me and take photos. I got there in the end 'tho
by Ming
So which one of you was the helper and which was the helped?
Posted: 00:33 May 10 2002 
And if that's the night I'm thinking of it was before 9pm too
by Teresa
(quotes)I was the one in need of help but Yvonne thought it would be funnier to mock me and take photos. I got there in the end 'tho
Posted: 01:51 May 10 2002
Yes one or two of them sound familiar
Posted: 12:15 May 10 2002 No - this time was in Blackpool. I think T was capable of dressing herself the night Kate came out with us.
by Pegasus
(quotes)And if that's the night I'm thinking of it was before 9pm too
And to defend my "good friend" status, can I just add that I tried to help, but I was also too far gone
to be much good... but the pics on Yahoo make up for it
Posted: 13:15 May 10 2002