Tangent 21 - i'm gonna be a super hero!!

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SPIKE

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14:30
May 17 2002

i'm gonna be a super hero!!

ok i've decided what i wanna do with my life, i wanna be a super hero, but not totally sure how to go about it. radioactive stuff could kill me right? but didn't spiderman get bitten by a radiocative spider? hmmm or maybe i need some sorta magic power to get my powers, hmmm see i don't wanna be like batman hes just an idiot in a batsuit with gadgets and hes quite strong and stuff, i want actual powers so anyone know what the best way is?

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Sydney You can lead the whore to culture but you can't make her think!

???????????

Spike you really have met new heights of madness. I'm getting slightly worried

You do know that Superman, Batman and Spiderman are comic book characters. They aren't real. There are no radioactive spiders. There aren't I tell you!!!

Posted: 16:06 May 17 2002

Rae Your imitation of my walk, and the perfect way you talk. It's just a couple of the million things, that i love about you.

You want something enough...

Are you sure you're not already an alien froma another planet...cuz in which case you're bound to have powers you just ain't discovered yet

you'll neeed to find you're self a costume...a side kick and a catch phrase

oh and an arch enemey;D

good luck!

Posted: 16:10 May 17 2002

Astronut What I wouldn't give for a lasso and some crazy glue...

by SydneySpike you really have met new heights of madness. I'm getting slightly worried

So that makes him Batman then

SPIKE, you got a lot of money?

by Sydney
You do know that Superman, Batman and Spiderman are comic book characters. They aren't real. There are no radioactive spiders.

What?? You'll be telling me Father Christmas isn't real next...

And I was so hoping I'd run into Kitty Pryde one day - it's been nearly twenty years since she was first introduced, so she must be around my age

Posted: 16:22 May 17 2002

JtB If someone gives you freedom it is not freedom, freedom is something you take for yourself.

by Sydney
You do know that Superman, Batman and Spiderman are comic book characters. They aren't real. There are no radioactive spiders. There aren't I tell you!!!

Hang about Sellafield long enough and you will find one

Posted: 18:06 May 17 2002

Cat "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." ~Anon

How about becoming WetLook Man!

You could offer advice to hapless men on just how to get the look right!!

Or

Annoying Man, guaranteed to drive friends away but cause the man of your dreams to rescue you from him!

Posted: 18:09 May 17 2002

Yally Don't kill anyone until we get back to you!

I wouldn't want to be a superhero, too much responsibility. I've always wanted to be a side kick though....

Posted: 18:48 May 17 2002

Ming I am not expendable, I am not stupid and I am not going

by Sydney
There are no radioactive spiders. There aren't I tell you!!!

I'm sure there are. I'm just not entirely convinced that being bitten by one will do anything more than give you an especially nasty rash.

Posted: 20:30 May 17 2002

Ming I am not expendable, I am not stupid and I am not going

by Astronut
And I was so hoping I'd run into Kitty Pryde one day - it's been nearly twenty years since she was first introduced, so she must be around my age

Not bad, but as far as X-women go, Rogue was always my fave!

Posted: 20:37 May 17 2002

SPIKE "Hakuna Matata" Captain Zapy

by Yally
I wouldn't want to be a superhero, too much responsibility. I've always wanted to be a side kick though....

you've got the job mate. wetlook man? is my hair that dodgy? well i was thinknig spike man or super spike and loads of spikes would come outta my body and stuff. but that would mean more girls would stay away from me incase they get shish kebabed

Posted: 20:48 May 17 2002

White Hart So long, and thanks for all the fish.

by SPIKE
that would mean more girls would stay away from me

More?

(Sorry SPIKE, couldn't resist)

Posted: 21:48 May 17 2002

The Noid This must be that Woodstock place mom and dad are always talking about

Oh my GOD!

It's...

It's...

BicycleRepairMan!!!

Posted: 00:34 May 18 2002

Miss Corrupt That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball!

Go for it mate *thinks back to Eminems new music vid* *snigger*

Posted: 20:22 May 18 2002

KaTiEStar B-b-b-b-bonus!

can just see you in lycra

Posted: 21:34 May 18 2002

Jayjay "I may be scattered / A little shattered / What does it matter / No one has a fit like I do / I'm the only one that fits you"

Uggghhhh! Gross!

Posted: 22:10 May 18 2002

Lioness A stranger is simply a friend you haven't met yet.

Oh please stop with the images!

Posted: 08:25 May 19 2002

Yvonne I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by The Noid

BicycleRepairMan!!!

Monty Python is class, Super Spike is just scary... and not in a good way

Posted: 11:03 May 19 2002

PictureOfFlowers "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party." - Lt. Tuck Pendleton, Innerspace

by Rae
oh and an arch enemey;D

Form an orderly queue everyone!

Posted: 13:42 May 19 2002

Dangermouse One more word from you , and i'll bitch slap you so hard, your children will be born well-behaved.

You could be like The Hurricane - he's a seperhero without special powers!!

I myself already am a superhero - you've heard of the Human Torch? Well, i'm his cousin - The Human Candle - special powers - being blown out !

Posted: 16:02 May 19 2002

Watcher girl I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it.[smiles] We're a knowledgeable family. the Lion in Winter

For superhero's without particularly super powers, Spike, have you seen Mystery Men? You could be Mr Furious

Posted: 22:09 May 19 2002

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