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Posted: 18:38 Jun 06 2002
The Blonde Finally Wins
A blonde named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with Chris Tarrent
Chris: "Pam, you're up to £500,000 with one lifeline left...phone a friend. The next question is worth one million pounds if you get it right. If you get it wrong you drop back to £32,000. Are you ready?"
Pam: "Yes."
Chris: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it a) Robin, b) Sparrow, c) Cuckoo, d)thrush?"
Pam: " I think I know who it is...but I'm not 100%. I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call Carol."
Carol (also a blonde) answers the phone: "Hello..."
Chris: "Hello Carol, it's Chris Tarrent from Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I have your friend Pam here who needs your help to answer the one million pound question. The next voice you hear will be Pam's..."
Pam: "Carol, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it a) Robin, b) Sparrow, c) Cuckoo, d) Thrush?"
Carol: "Oh geez, Pam. That's simple...it's a Cuckoo."
Pam: "Are you sure?" Carol: "I'm sure."
Chris: "Pam, you heard Carol. Do you keep the £500,000 or play for the million?"
Pam: "I want to play; I'll go with c) Cuckoo".
Chris: "Is that your final answer?"
Pam: "Yes."
Chris: "Are you confident?
Pam: "Yes; I think Carol's pretty smart."
Chris: "You said c) Cuckoo...and you're right! congratulations, you have just won ONE MILLION POUNDS!"
To celebrate, Pam flies Carol to New York. That night they go out on the town. As they're sipping champagne, Pam looks at Carol and asks her, "Tell me, how did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"
"Pam, it was easy. Everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
Now thats a good Blonde Joke
(Edited by Sweet-Sange 06/06/2002 18:17)
Chris: "Pam, you're up to £500,000 with one lifeline left...phone a friend. The next question is worth one million pounds if you get it right. If you get it wrong you drop back to £32,000. Are you ready?"
Pam: "Yes."
Chris: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it a) Robin, b) Sparrow, c) Cuckoo, d)thrush?"
Pam: " I think I know who it is...but I'm not 100%. I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call Carol."
Carol (also a blonde) answers the phone: "Hello..."
Chris: "Hello Carol, it's Chris Tarrent from Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I have your friend Pam here who needs your help to answer the one million pound question. The next voice you hear will be Pam's..."
Pam: "Carol, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it a) Robin, b) Sparrow, c) Cuckoo, d) Thrush?"
Carol: "Oh geez, Pam. That's simple...it's a Cuckoo."
Pam: "Are you sure?" Carol: "I'm sure."
Chris: "Pam, you heard Carol. Do you keep the £500,000 or play for the million?"
Pam: "I want to play; I'll go with c) Cuckoo".
Chris: "Is that your final answer?"
Pam: "Yes."
Chris: "Are you confident?
Pam: "Yes; I think Carol's pretty smart."
Chris: "You said c) Cuckoo...and you're right! congratulations, you have just won ONE MILLION POUNDS!"
To celebrate, Pam flies Carol to New York. That night they go out on the town. As they're sipping champagne, Pam looks at Carol and asks her, "Tell me, how did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"
"Pam, it was easy. Everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."
Now thats a good Blonde Joke
(Edited by Sweet-Sange 06/06/2002 18:17)
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Posted: 18:38 Jun 06 2002 
Oh Sange!!
Shame on you. *smacks Sange's funny bone*
That was soooo bad... but kinda funny
(Edited by Taz 06/06/2002 22:14)
Shame on you. *smacks Sange's funny bone*
That was soooo bad... but kinda funny
(Edited by Taz 06/06/2002 22:14)
Posted: 22:14 Jun 06 2002 
I used to be blonde myself, so I wouldn't have it any other way
by Sweet-Sange
I'm allowed Im blonde
Posted: 23:05 Jun 06 2002
Email sent to me entitled : Why God loves blondes ...
A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto".
Lotto night comes and she does not win.
Brandi again prays..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and now I'm going to lose my car."
Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck.
Once again, she prays..." Dear Lord, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask for help, and I have always
been a good servant to you. PLEEEEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God himself...
"Brandi, work with me on this, honey. Buy a ticket."
A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto".
Lotto night comes and she does not win.
Brandi again prays..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and now I'm going to lose my car."
Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck.
Once again, she prays..." Dear Lord, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask for help, and I have always
been a good servant to you. PLEEEEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God himself...
"Brandi, work with me on this, honey. Buy a ticket."
Posted: 00:31 Jun 07 2002 
LOLMe too!
Posted: 08:21 Jun 07 2002 