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Good old Roy...
Q. How many Roy Keanes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him
Q. What's the difference between Roy Keane and God.
A. God doesn't think he is Roy Keane.
Q. What's the difference between BSE and Roy Keane.
A. BSE got to Korea.
Q. What's the difference between Roy Keane and a tea bag.
A. The tea bag is in the cup longer.
Q. What do you get if you offer Roy Keane a penny for his
thoughts.
A. Change.
The Roy Keane Bra: no cup, no support.
AND FINALLY
A little boy says to his mother: "Mammy, Mammy, when I grow up I want to be like Roy Keane"
Mother to little boy: "You can't do both, son."
A. One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him
Q. What's the difference between Roy Keane and God.
A. God doesn't think he is Roy Keane.
Q. What's the difference between BSE and Roy Keane.
A. BSE got to Korea.
Q. What's the difference between Roy Keane and a tea bag.
A. The tea bag is in the cup longer.
Q. What do you get if you offer Roy Keane a penny for his
thoughts.
A. Change.
The Roy Keane Bra: no cup, no support.
AND FINALLY
A little boy says to his mother: "Mammy, Mammy, when I grow up I want to be like Roy Keane"
Mother to little boy: "You can't do both, son."
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FOR SALE
Item: Quality Diadora football boots, barely used, one careful owner
Price: €35
Contact: Roy
Reason for selling: Just got too big for them
Item: Quality Diadora football boots, barely used, one careful owner
Price: €35
Contact: Roy
Reason for selling: Just got too big for them
Posted: 18:40 Jun 20 2002 
Very funny. And the dork deserves everything he gets!
Posted: 19:06 Jun 20 2002