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Posted: 16:00 Jun 28 2002
i wanna be a vampire
i've decided i wanna be a vampire, any tips? i can't find a real one anywhere so it may take a bit of time, but if i see any bats today i'll ask them and they may be a vampire or may be able to tell vampire bats i wanna be a vampire.
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erm why? Do you not watch Buffy?
Vampire = bad.
Even if you are a good vampire like Angel you can't get your rocks off anyway, so like Why
Vampire = bad.
Even if you are a good vampire like Angel you can't get your rocks off anyway, so like Why
Posted: 16:01 Jun 28 2002
ers vampires and spend a life time with the woman i sire and have good fun shooting each other and not dying and maybe seeing what we can do, like walknig in the water for hours without drowning and stuff.
Posted: 16:16 Jun 28 2002 
smiley when you need it ???????? You can you just dont have to love them.
by Sydney
erm why? Do you not watch Buffy?
Vampire = bad.
Even if you are a good vampire like Angel you can't get your rocks off anyway, so like Why
Posted: 18:17 Jun 28 2002
Vampires really do exist...at least the types of people who are the inspiration for the traditional vampire myth as we know it.
The only thing is, it's a disease. I know you want to be a vamp, but are you really that desperate??
The only thing is, it's a disease. I know you want to be a vamp, but are you really that desperate??
Posted: 19:30 Jun 28 2002 Ha ha, Spike might not be, but I am
by Teresa
Are you drunk again?
Well...kinda anyway, I can't really read the screen that well, well, I can, I'm just tired and hayfevery really, I never get drunk anymore....damn, I miss being a complete and utter lightweight. Hmmm....I want to be a vampire too. But not diseased, just coolness factor and stuff. Like the actual Spike or Lestat or DRACULA. Or one of Dracula's *too tired to think of a family friendly word for Dracula's chicks, oh look, chicks us pretty friendly* Ok, typing makes me sober, how annoying is that?
Posted: 00:29 Jun 29 2002
If you really want to be a vampire, then you should check out the Usenet newsgroup alt.culture.vampires.
This is a group for people who really think they are vampires. After reading a few id these deranged peoples posts, you won't want to be a vampire anymore
This is a group for people who really think they are vampires. After reading a few id these deranged peoples posts, you won't want to be a vampire anymore
Posted: 12:51 Jun 29 2002 
I could never be a vampire - the whole idea of real life blood letting freaks me out!!!
There was a programme about a group of *vampires* in New York earlier in the year which I didn't watch but heard reports about the blood letting!!
I think the whole idea about being a vampire from watching certain films/progs is the romanticism about it. Perhaps its the whole prospective immortal thing.
But at the end of the day Spike it wouldn't help you pull women (unless you were attacking them) and I'm sure the whole staying out of sunlight would get boring after a while.
There was a programme about a group of *vampires* in New York earlier in the year which I didn't watch but heard reports about the blood letting!!
I think the whole idea about being a vampire from watching certain films/progs is the romanticism about it. Perhaps its the whole prospective immortal thing.
But at the end of the day Spike it wouldn't help you pull women (unless you were attacking them) and I'm sure the whole staying out of sunlight would get boring after a while.
Posted: 13:41 Jun 29 2002
Oooh and jus think what would happen if the slayer bumped into you - you wouldn't stand a chance!
Posted: 16:31 Jun 29 2002 BRING HER ON!
by Jola
Oooh and jus think what would happen if the slayer bumped into you - you wouldn't stand a chance!
Posted: 13:36 Jun 30 2002 
He could show her a naff card trick
by Jola
Oooh and jus think what would happen if the slayer bumped into you - you wouldn't stand a chance!
Posted: 16:29 Jun 30 2002 Or the easiest way in pooing his pants
by Whistler
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He could show her a naff card trick
Posted: 17:21 Jun 30 2002 Have you seen Spike do a card trick? It's usually a good reason to run in the opposite direction
by Jola
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Or the easiest way in pooing his pants
Posted: 17:26 Jun 30 2002 
by Tycho
If you really want to be a vampire, then you should check out the Usenet newsgroup alt.culture.vampires.This is a group for people who really think they are vampires.
OH MY GOD! LMAO! The ppl on that site are insane! I think that JACE guy stole most of his material from joss whedon though. He's probably gonna have a law suit (sp?) on his hands soon.
Ofcourse being 13...oh er i mean 312 lol he's probably too young to have to worry about violating copywright laws.lol Posted: 18:40 Jun 30 2002 I'm sure you have to be insane to use the internet ... I'm sure some people had sign up clauses for insanity in their rules and regs
by Stake
(quotes)The ppl on that site are insane!
Posted: 23:03 Jun 30 2002 But he'd just use one of his lame chat up lines and she'd run a mile
by Jola
Oooh and jus think what would happen if the slayer bumped into you - you wouldn't stand a chance!
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