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I'll drink to that, in fact I'll drink to anything
Posted: 17:30 Jul 03 2002
Diets and dying
Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you
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Posted: 17:30 Jul 03 2002 
Newyddion dda! Rwyn mynd i siarad Cymraeg o hyn ymlaen ac felly rwyn mynd i fyw bywyd hir a hapus! 
Posted: 20:58 Jul 03 2002 Get stuffed
by PictureOfFlowers
Newyddion dda! Rwyn mynd i siarad Cymraeg o hyn ymlaen ac felly rwyn mynd i fyw bywyd hir a hapus!
Posted: 21:19 Jul 03 2002
I think katiestar has been using PoF's keyboard on a Thursday night
Posted: 21:15 Jul 04 2002 LMAO!!!
by Dangermouse
I think katiestar has been using PoF's keyboard on a Thursday night
Tycho - Well done! So is that accent of yours just a cover-up for a Welsh one?
Posted: 22:42 Jul 04 2002 
It had something about speaking or being Welsh too. Go on, translate?
Posted: 19:55 Jul 07 2002 Translation mode on:
by PictureOfFlowers
Newyddion dda! Rwyn mynd i siarad Cymraeg o hyn ymlaen ac felly rwyn mynd i fyw bywyd hir a hapus!
Good news! I'm going to speak Welsh from now on and therefore live a long and happy life!
Apologies to any Welsh people here. My Welsh is very rusty, and this is about an 8-year-old's standard!
Posted: 21:20 Jul 07 2002