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Posted: 17:24 Jul 08 2002
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There's some funny stuff on that site.
For the Rankinites amongst us there is a visit to Brentford
And i also like Fear and Loathing in the Millenium Dome
For the Rankinites amongst us there is a visit to Brentford
And i also like Fear and Loathing in the Millenium Dome
Posted: 18:34 Jul 08 2002 
Human Virus Scanner
Viruses you suffer from:
USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Politics
Stop caring!
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood (80%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.
EEEK - I know too many football logos
Viruses you suffer from:
USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Politics
Stop caring!
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood (80%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.
EEEK - I know too many football logos
Posted: 21:38 Jul 08 2002
Got 15 confirmeds and 7 possibles. Can anyone top that? Guess I know too much weird obscure rubbish...
Posted: 23:39 Jul 08 2002 
Among others, I apparently suffer from the virus "Southampton" and should move to the Isle of Wight
What was the Southampton reference??
What was the Southampton reference??
Posted: 10:46 Jul 09 2002 Since I live in Southampton I wasn't surprised to find that I suffer from "Southampton" also. I remember that there was the Southampton University logo in there somewhere (I recognised it because that's where I went.)
by Vix
Among others, I apparently suffer from the virus "Southampton" and should move to the Isle of Wight
What was the Southampton reference??
Posted: 12:39 Jul 09 2002
Mastermind said
Since I live in Southampton I wasn't surprised to find that I suffer from "Southampton" also. I remember that there was the Southampton University logo in there somewhere (I recognised it because that's where I went.)
Aaaaahhhhh
another Sotonite, I escaped from there 5 years ago, went back last weekend, looks the same except for the students union which is getting totally re-built at last
Since I live in Southampton I wasn't surprised to find that I suffer from "Southampton" also. I remember that there was the Southampton University logo in there somewhere (I recognised it because that's where I went.)
Aaaaahhhhh
another Sotonite, I escaped from there 5 years ago, went back last weekend, looks the same except for the students union which is getting totally re-built at last
Posted: 15:23 Jul 09 2002
I'm a born and bred Sotonian but, ironically, I now work in Portsmouth 
(Edited by Whistler 09/07/2002 17:10)
(Edited by Whistler 09/07/2002 17:10)
Posted: 17:09 Jul 09 2002
by Watcher girl
There's some funny stuff on that site.
For the Rankinites amongst us there is a visit to Brentford
And i also like Fear and Loathing in the Millenium Dome
Who knew Brentford was so interesting?
Posted: 19:12 Jul 10 2002
I worked in Brentford for 3 years, hated the place, still live near there.
Posted: 19:30 Jul 10 2002
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan (85%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Industrial (80%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (80%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Hippyism (73%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan (85%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Industrial (80%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (80%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Hippyism (73%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Posted: 19:32 Jul 10 2002