Erm...... I remember when I got drunk for the first time in my life (a mates 18th birthday party at their house) I took off my cloathes and danced in my underwear with a curtain

Never ever again have I beem in that state

At a fancy dress party a few years ago I went as Angus Young from AC/DC (ie. dressed up as a school boy together with a rock wig! - the piccies did the rounds on the net not that long ago ) and I got completely wrecked.

Anyway, on the way back to a friend's flat afterwards I forgot I still had this get-up on (I'd intended to change before I left!) and I decided instead of staying at my mates I'd get a taxi home instead. I then proceeded to leap over some railings by the side of the road and run over to a taxi rank to a chorus of cheers and whistles from locals who were out and about!!

Anyway, I don't know how I manage to direct the taxi driver back to mine as I was really out of it, and I even managed to be sick down the school blazer on the trip back

And once I'd got back, and managed to get in the front door, I was sick down some curtains!! And on the carpet inside my room! I was giving Mr Creosote a run for his money here!

Needless, to say, when I woke up in the morning, I swore I was giving up alocohol for good. And that lasted about a week.....

(Edited by Whistler 28/07/2002 16:06)

No more stupid than the things I've done when entirely sober. Certainly no more stupid than the things I've done while on sugar/caffeine highs (vast quantities of marshmallows and hot chocolate are a baaad combination... )

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by Demona
No more stupid than the things I've done when entirely sober. Certainly no more stupid than the things I've done while on sugar/caffeine highs (vast quantities of marshmallows and hot chocolate are a baaad combination... )

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I seem to recall you getting drunk at a Nos pre-meet, joining the rest of us in drinking games and shooting Newcastle Brown Ale out through your nose.......

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by Whistler
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I seem to recall you getting drunk at a Nos pre-meet, joining the rest of us in drinking games and shooting Newcastle Brown Ale out through your nose.......

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LOL!

I have done so many stupid things when I'm drunk that I don't know where to start.....

Being sick on this guys REALLY expensive trainers, (although he did stick his fingers down my throat, so duh!!)

Waking up in the morning and finding my skirt and shoes and bra broken and I have no idea how it happened

When I went to a 70's party I spent all night spinning round in this really spinny skirt and flashing at everyone!

These are the ones I can remember although I'm sure my friends could think of many more. There have been numerous occasions where I wake up and actually cannot remember ANYTHING about the night before, kinda scary.
I usually sware after these occasions that I am never drinking again, hmmmm somehow that never lasts long

(Edited by MaryLou 28/07/2002 20:18)

ok ummm:

1) Have huge arguments with your boyfriend in front of all your friends

2) Be sick all over yourself and your new top :/

3) Think its a good idea to take off your clothes (WHY do i do this as soon as i get a bit drunk)

4) Try to chat up married men........or your cousin.... (obviously i didn't know about the married bit or the relation )

5) Fall over and bang your head on a metal bench, pulling anyone near you down too

6) Rerhaps most important, try not to be the *only* person drunk in a room ful of sober people


Number 4 only happened last night, worrying eh?!

Can't think of anything at the moment.....how about trying to get a tube train full of people I'd never met before to have a conversation with a stuffed cow and then join said cow in a verse and chorus of 'The Flintstones'

I'll probably remember something later..

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by Whistler
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I seem to recall you getting drunk at a Nos pre-meet, joining the rest of us in drinking games and shooting Newcastle Brown Ale out through your nose.......

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Like I said... nothing more stupid than when sober

(And I'm serious about those marshmallows - one stupid, sugar-filled night and less than four months later I have myself a boyfriend. Bad, bad night )

hmm...

Well I once tried to rob a pizza shop with a plastic gun that I'd sat on in a nightclub, with a silly little gun that went pop when you pressed ths button.

Or once we were dancing outside with all our clothes on backwards, posing with fishing nets, that was kinda freaky...

When my friend fell asleep in the bar on the ferry on the way to Holland we coloured her in with lipstick and eyeliners, and wrote things on her arms and forehead. Then we made a newspaper crown and a handbag and left her there and went to bed!

When my friend (fruity baby on T21) got drunk we'd go in the casino with like £20 between us and play pontoon until we were laughing so much. God we made that £20 last a looong time

I remember getting a lift home from a night out with a guy I was seeing at the time and having a huge row with him and jumping out of the car while he was driving down this dual carriage way. (Like a total idiot...) Anyway this coach full of people stopped to ask me if I was okay because he was parked up in the fast lane and I was sulking on the central reservation...I don't remember what happened next

So many thingss and so little space. I guess i'll have to go for edited highlights:

*Getting so drunk on a night out in Manchester that I thought I was in Newcastle and deciding to get a taxi to go to my friends house (who lives on the outskirts of Newcastle) upon realising my mistake getting this taxi home to Darwen (which is a £45 fare at that time of night)

*Stealing a lamp post

*Passing out on a sofa and stroking the thigh of the bloke next to me in my sleep while his girlfriend was sat next to him Sorry Watchergirl!!!

*Sitting down in the middle of the dance floor in a club and refusing to move until someone gave me a cigerette

*Talking my own special brand of drunk talk and getting annoyed when no one knows what i'm talking about

*Thinking one of my friends who gave me a lift one night was a taxi driver and trying to pay him.

Plus a couple of incidents from Prom this weekend, but they're for another thread

And Teresea I was initially concerned when i heard about your accident. until Yvonne creased up laughing and i had to follow suit Seriously though I hope you're injuries get better soon. And we missed ya at Prom too

I have never been drunk

Though I do many stupid things anyway, and I am very blunt and speak my mind to people who feelings are hurt easily, which is very stupid

not anything stupid i wouldn't do when sober too, except for puking up outside a kebab shop i suppose and falling over and stuff.

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by Sydney
And Teresea I was initially concerned when i heard about your accident. until Yvonne creased up laughing and i had to follow suit Seriously though I hope you're injuries get better soon. And we missed ya at Prom too

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It hurt more the next day and is still sore now. I have a piccie up on my website in the general chat bit but it's worse than it looks on there now 'cos all the pretty colours are coming out LOL. Missed you all too

Well, I believe there are some stores about my escapades, but I seem to get memory loss, so the few living witnesses would have to give accounts.

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by Sydney
*Stealing a lamp post

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How on earth do you steal a lamp-post?? Aren't they usually a but umm heavy, and well attached?

I don't think I've done anything particularly foolish when drunk, apart from having my hairy chest flashed for me by some of the other members (mentioning no names, Peg and Lioness..) and collapsing in a giggling heap on the floor, then hving peeps take photos at Eclipse.. but that's about it.

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by Stoo
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How on earth do you steal a lamp-post?? Aren't they usually a but umm heavy, and well attached?

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It had been taken down and was by the side of teh road. The post itself wasn't that heavy, just awkward but with three of us carrying it there were no problems. The fun part was when we errected it on the stairs in our house

LOL

Many years ago, drunken tomfoolery in the high street led to me and some other bloke I'd just met falling over and into a building society window. This broke, the alarms went off, and we were duly arrested.

We ended up being charged with Criminal Damage and the CPC were very keen to prosecute. The charges were only dropped after we agreed to pay for the damage which was expensive as it was one of these windows with a cashpoint set into it. Along with the solicitor's fees involved it cost me over a months wages!