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Posted: 14:10 Aug 05 2002
How many forum members.......?
Found this on another site and it made me smile
Q: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,331: 1 to change the light bulb and 1330 to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers
156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.
143 to vote for alt.lite.bulb.
Q: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,331: 1 to change the light bulb and 1330 to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers
156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.
143 to vote for alt.lite.bulb.
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Me too
by Teresa
Found this on another site and it made me smile
Q: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,331: 1 to change the light bulb and 1330 to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers
156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.
143 to vote for alt.lite.bulb.
Posted: 14:23 Aug 05 2002
lol !!!!! I like that one
Thats cheered me up and made me forget (alas, momentarily!!) about the fact I have to go to work in an hour.
Thats cheered me up and made me forget (alas, momentarily!!) about the fact I have to go to work in an hour.
Posted: 14:35 Aug 05 2002 
Me three !
T - you have WAY too much spare time on your hands
T - you have WAY too much spare time on your hands
Posted: 17:06 Aug 05 2002 
*snigger*
Posted: 20:53 Aug 05 2002
I don't think this is the place for this conversationat all!!! ..it should be in alt.crappy.list.jokes
Posted: 21:02 Aug 05 2002
But what Milky totally fails to recognise is that he needed a space between "conversation" and "at"
Posted: 22:44 Aug 05 2002 Yeah, well whos asked ya huh..if i can't punctuate it's my problem right, i think you shopuld head off to alt.pompous.spell.checkers
by Kate
But what Milky totally fails to recognise is that he needed a space between "conversation" and "at"
Posted: 01:51 Aug 06 2002
/me hovers over the delete button for user id 23...
Posted: 09:18 Aug 06 2002
I think as a T21 member you are all failing to acknowledge the point of the post, clearly the postee has found something that has caught his/her attention and is clearly trying to share his/her thoughts with the group, I therefore feel as fellow members we should share his/her post and discuss it like adults, not as all above try to copy quotes mentioned in afore-mentioned statement. I propose a newsgroup. Anybody interested should contact me.
Posted: 00:43 Aug 07 2002
Jeez. I go away on holiday for a week and come back to find discussions like this going on... What has this got to do with tangents? Or with anything, come to that?
Could the staff please shut this thread down before any more bandwidth is wasted by people posting to it.
What has this got to do with tangents? Or with anything, come to that?Could the staff please shut this thread down before any more bandwidth is wasted by people posting to it.
Posted: 08:03 Aug 12 2002
I sincerely believe that a light bulb discussion group needs to be founded, i mean there are manytypes of light bulb, ranging from 5 watt to 100 watt and not forgetting the twilght baby lite bulbs that are made by the wonderfull firm called phillips, i say that the sci fi world cup should be scrapped and replaced with the lite bulb world cup !!!!!!!
Posted: 23:25 Aug 14 2002