whats the naughtiest thing you've ever done? i would probably say smashing up a greenhouse or shoplifting. or maybe setting fire to a minibus but that was sorta an accident. no hold on swearing at the queen, thats the naughtyiest think i've done.
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Sydney You can lead the whore to culture but you can't make her think!
i don't think i should say the naughtiest thing i've ever done on a family friendly site
Huff. I've been thinking and thinking and I can't think I of anything that I've done that's been particularly naughty. I've wasted my life
Dangermouse One more word from you , and i'll bitch slap you so hard, your children will be born well-behaved.
i did a naughty thing that is printable - my mate entered a prize draw for a jet ski at the Earls Court Boat Show a couple of years ago.
After 2 weeks, i phoned him up pretending to be someone from 'World of Jet Ski' saying he'd won first prize! He went crazy saying he'd never won anything before and that he'd always wanted a jet-ski! I took his details and arranged for delivery, i even typed a fake invoice and posted it to him.
Come the day of delivery, i phoned him again telling him it would be there at midday.
Come the said hour, i turned up at his door, rung the bell and waited for him to answer. He came rusjing out only to see it was me. He says ' My jet-ski will be here in a minute' , and all his family were inside.
I said 'Dave, sit down. Remember you said i'd never manage to pull one over on you????'
Cant repeat what he called me, but has since forgiven me and i was his best man, though he has since emigrated to New Zealand!
Miss Edith People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream -- what they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive.
--Xander
My sister and i set fire to the living room carpet (totally accidentally mind you)when we were about 6 and 8 years old respectively. Minor damage to the carpet but we had pretty sore bottoms that day i seem to remember