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As one that has gone through a pregnancy this certainly takes it at another perspective
As one that has gone through a pregnancy this certainly takes it at another perspective
Posted: 17:29 Aug 22 2002
Pregnancy Issues
Got sent these in an e-mail, V funny.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your bloody question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour just pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room
while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your bloody question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour just pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room
while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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Posted: 17:29 Aug 22 2002 
LMAO!!!
And can i just say - am glad to be a bloke
And can i just say - am glad to be a bloke
Posted: 17:32 Aug 22 2002 
by moxymous
Got sent these in an e-mail, V funny.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy
True story this: a woman in my NCT class had twin girls... 3 months later she discovered she was pregnant again... she's just had (well, just, a couple months ago) twin boys *aaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh*
When telling us she was pregnant again, we were all aghast and agog... and then her husband said "we're really shocked, we don't know how it happened".... so I blurted out "why, weren't you there last time???"
I *so* second what Persephone said... he really should be a Budweiser "Real Man of Genius"
Posted: 21:57 Aug 22 2002