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Somebody make up a quote for me
Okay I've ran out of ideas for my quote. So I want a new one. Whoever comes up with the funniest one will recieve a prize(not sure what..maybe a drink or something).
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"If the President does not like his salad, you can tell the President where to put his salad." Deloris Lyningham
Posted: 21:41 Sep 04 2002
raid the Mary Whitehouse Experience back catalogue - i'm sure the milky milky man has something you can use 
Posted: 22:00 Sep 04 2002
'what doens't kill you only looks blurry at the bottom of a vodka bottle' by me
it was you i said that too the other night right? or do i look mad now?
it was you i said that too the other night right? or do i look mad now?
Posted: 22:16 Sep 04 2002 
"I did not have relations with that woman" ? 
Posted: 23:04 Sep 04 2002 
How about 'there were 10 in the bed and the little one said - I didn't break it!' lol
Posted: 10:17 Sep 05 2002 
I don't think I could possibly match this.
by Stoo
"I did not have relations with that woman" ?
Although something about a sore and would also seem approprate.
Failing that:
'You may think that, but I couldn't possibly comment'
Posted: 14:01 Sep 05 2002 
I think that's the best suggestion yet
by Teresa
You lot are going straight to hell
Posted: 14:38 Sep 05 2002
Lol!
T, I was always going there anyway. The question is, which one of us is getting the first round of drinks in?
T, I was always going there anyway. The question is, which one of us is getting the first round of drinks in?
Posted: 14:52 Sep 05 2002 Yep - and we won't be passing "GO" and we won't collect £200!!
by Teresa
You lot are going straight to hell
Posted: 12:50 Sep 06 2002
I love this one:
"This quote is a contradiction..."
(think about it and it will come to you..)
and "Instead try to realize, that there is no quote"
"This quote is a contradiction..."
(think about it and it will come to you..)
and "Instead try to realize, that there is no quote"
Posted: 13:11 Sep 06 2002
I've got three:
"Are you Erik Estrada, macho latin star of CHiPs or one of those wussy white gals from Sex and the City?"
"After a nuclear apocolapyse, I'll be the only thing left standing other than cockroaches and Cher!"
"This is the only known working phaser in history. It has only be fired once, to stop William Shatner releasing another single."
"Are you Erik Estrada, macho latin star of CHiPs or one of those wussy white gals from Sex and the City?"
"After a nuclear apocolapyse, I'll be the only thing left standing other than cockroaches and Cher!"
"This is the only known working phaser in history. It has only be fired once, to stop William Shatner releasing another single."
Posted: 17:46 Sep 06 2002 Now this one I like, but it's not T related...
by KieranFrost
"This is the only known working phaser in history. It has only be fired once, to stop William Shatner releasing another single."
Posted: 22:14 Sep 06 2002