"And it was unintentional when I spat in your beer. I am over-influenced by movies."

I've just found out this is a misquote, but I like it

"Just bring it"?

Ok a few quote idea's:

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

Ok now a few that have nothing to do with drinking.....

"Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female."

"When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction."

"Mom & Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three."

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."

"Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet."

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."

"I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

"Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of a woman. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses."

"When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands."

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."


This should give some uhmm discussion material.....

"I did not lie, I was incorrect."

"A little work never killed anyone, but let's not take the risk."

"Never spoil a good story with the facts"

"We all have the ability to be axe murderers or Bhuddists. It just depends what mood you wake up in..."

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by Wesley

"We all have the ability to be axe murderers or Bhuddists. It just depends what mood you wake up in..."

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Somebody uses that as their MSN name...Is that you?

yupp - it's a quote from Christian Slater, in last months Empire interview.
Seemed appropriate to my mood at the time - haven't had reason enough to change it yet

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables!"

"The problem with making something foolproof is that people often underestimate the inginuity of fools" Douglas Adams

How about.....?

"Mace Windu cut my head off, Mace Windu cut my head off, la la la la, la la la la"



(Edited by Whistler 11/09/2002 19:53)

Just saw this and thought of you...

"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." {Steve Martin)

That's good!

Well so far I haven't seen anything posted which has really sprung out at me ... however I notice that PoF uses lyrics from 90's indie tunes a lot in his quote so I've had a little idea...I'm gonna start a new little game. Can you guess what song my new quote comes from??

Guesses in the thread below please and I'll try and change it whenever someone get's it right.

Yey! New game

Ooo I know this...its on the tip of me tongue!

'I'm waiting for a friend to call, to help me off the ground, better call sooner than later, can't stop feeling down' - If You're Thinking of Me, Dodgy.

thats the one!!! This has been bugging me for days. i could hear the song in my head but really couldn't work out what it was

Well done JJ..Okay here's a new one..