Tangent 21 - new potato theory

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SPIKE

Posted on
14:41
Sep 16 2002

new potato theory

ok don't get me wrong i am on the potatoes side. but do yuo think we treat them as slaves, surely they deserve potato rights. they are alive when they grow right? think about what harm they coudl do to us, i think mr potato head is not fiction, i think someone saw a potato with arms and legs and that gave them inspiration for the toy. this is making me think in years to come all potatoes will grow arms and legs and attack humans for how we've treated them.

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Stoo There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.

Ermmmmm yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.....

Posted: 14:44 Sep 16 2002

Callum Bianca loves you

One of these days I'm going to have to make it along to Nos or something similar, if only to see what Spike is like in "reality".

Posted: 15:32 Sep 16 2002

Teresa "So I can come inside of your kiss and just leave you on your knees"

Are you taking drugs?

Posted: 15:58 Sep 16 2002

Eve "There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake"

by Callum
One of these days I'm going to have to make it along to Nos or something similar, if only to see what Spike is like in "reality".

Ditto

Spike hun, you REALLY scare me sometimes!

Posted: 17:06 Sep 16 2002

Sange It's only kinky the first time!!! after that it's just the Norm ;o)

by Callum
One of these days I'm going to have to make it along to Nos or something similar, if only to see what Spike is like in "reality".

He is a real gem , and exactly the same in reality

Although saying that I did sing a duet with him down the phone the other day

Posted: 17:07 Sep 16 2002

Eve "There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake"

by Sweet-Sange
(quotes)
Although saying that I did sing a duet with him down the phone the other day

Oh god its contagious! LOL

Posted: 17:10 Sep 16 2002

Whistler "I wonder wonder why the wonder falls. I wonder why the wonder falls on me. I wonder wonder why the wonder falls, with everything I touch and hear and see."

Wait till he tries to sell you hooky answering machines.......

Posted: 17:43 Sep 16 2002

Milky "Busted - Now that you're gone, I'm sleeping with the light on..." Pof, 2005

I'm sorry but Potatoes will never be the dominant species in the world as long as there are deep fat fryers and the ability to make chips...MMMmmmm.

Haggis' however have the ability to invade England and make it a nice place to live....they've been stockpiling weapons in the Highlands for years, living out of sight among the bracken and are waiting for their one true leader, Haggis The Horrible

Death To Potatoes..Vive La Haggis

Posted: 18:28 Sep 16 2002

Yvonne I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

Are you all high??

Posted: 18:40 Sep 16 2002

Dangermouse One more word from you , and i'll bitch slap you so hard, your children will be born well-behaved.

Spike - i think the men in white coats are coming for you !!

Posted: 19:37 Sep 16 2002

Ferretgirl Make something idiot-proof and they will make a better idiot

hmmm, would this be the best time to tell Spike that for my GCSE Biology coursework we have to cut up potatoes, experiment on them and torture them with salt solutions for a week???!!!

Posted: 20:17 Sep 16 2002

Desire Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.

But Spike... why should just potatoes get priority treatment? If we said "Oh well, all things that grow do us no harm so we shouldn't eat/torture them." What would you eat?

I only say this because you remind me of a girl I once knew. (I can't say she was my friend really...) She said she could hear vegetables and fruit screaming in pain when anyone ate/cooked/cut one up. She didn't eat meat either. I don't know what happened to her actually... I hope she didn't waste away!

Posted: 21:06 Sep 16 2002

SPIKE "Hakuna Matata" Captain Zapy

well other vegetables don't have arms and legs like mr potato head, unless you include the garden gang, but they are make believe, so its mainly potatoes i now worry could be alive.

Posted: 21:45 Sep 16 2002

Samphirette To you I guess I'm just a clown who picks you up each time you're down

by Sweet-Sange
(quotes)Although saying that I did sing a duet with him down the phone the other day

that's really sweet

by Whistler
Wait till he tries to sell you hooky answering machines.......

yeah - he cursed mine!!!! it broke a week later

As for potatoes - I don't see the arms and legs - not when they are mashed or chipped that's for sure

mmmmmm potatoes

Posted: 02:40 Sep 17 2002

Sydney You can lead the whore to culture but you can't make her think!

by Ferretgirl
hmmm, would this be the best time to tell Spike that for my GCSE Biology coursework we have to cut up potatoes, experiment on them and torture them with salt solutions for a week???!!!

LOL

Posted: 09:33 Sep 17 2002

SPIKE "Hakuna Matata" Captain Zapy

by Ferretgirl
hmmm, would this be the best time to tell Spike that for my GCSE Biology coursework we have to cut up potatoes, experiment on them and torture them with salt solutions for a week???!!!

on your head be it!!