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Posted: 11:41 Sep 17 2002
Virus warning - Read immediately
You should all be aware of this.....
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It changes your cash card pin number, screws up the tracking on your video and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only sex chat-line numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with battery acid and your battery acid with petrol, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their sordid hotel rendezvous to your visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will ring your Gran's doorbell, then run away before she gets there. It will also refill your skimmed milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone
...
LMFAO
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It changes your cash card pin number, screws up the tracking on your video and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only sex chat-line numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with battery acid and your battery acid with petrol, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their sordid hotel rendezvous to your visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will ring your Gran's doorbell, then run away before she gets there. It will also refill your skimmed milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone
...
LMFAO
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Cool - I actually have much of this in a song by Laika called Badtimes (funnily enough), that was on a minidisc for the afterparty at the Engagement do.
That minidisc did end up on at one point, although I dont know if that tune was played (not that any one would of have heard considering the politics argument about Iraq!!)
Its a really cool tune actually, if anyone wants it (for backup purposes of course) get in touch.
That minidisc did end up on at one point, although I dont know if that tune was played (not that any one would of have heard considering the politics argument about Iraq!!)
Its a really cool tune actually, if anyone wants it (for backup purposes of course) get in touch.
Posted: 13:02 Sep 17 2002 
Oh God! The nation must be warned!
Posted: 13:04 Sep 17 2002 
Hehe! I'm wondering if I could get away with sending this round my office...
Posted: 14:26 Sep 17 2002 I'm listening to Black Cat Bone as I type this
by Funky Monkey
Cool - I actually have much of this in a song by Laika called Badtimes (funnily enough), that was on a minidisc for the afterparty at the Engagement do.
Posted: 17:54 Sep 17 2002
by Funky Monkey
Cool - I actually have much of this in a song by Laika called Badtimes (funnily enough), that was on a minidisc for the afterparty at the Engagement do.
Its a really cool tune actually, if anyone wants it (for backup purposes of course) get in touch.
I seem to already have it. I must have picked up one of your minidiscs when I left on Sunday. I was going to ask who it was by, I guess i don't have to now
Posted: 00:21 Sep 18 2002 Ahah, I wondered where it had got to
by Tycho
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I seem to already have it. I must have picked up one of your minidiscs when I left on Sunday. I was going to ask who it was by, I guess i don't have to now
No worries, you can keep it, I have them all as MP3s.The whole play list for that disc (and its pretty varied) is:
Robbie Nevil - C'est La Vie
Bee Gees - Staying Alive
Toploader - Achilles Heel
Deep Blue Somethings - Breakfast At Tiffany's
The Temptations - Sugar Pie Honey Bunch
Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
Jackson Five - Blame it on the Boogie
Wild Cherry - Play that Funky Music
Skatalites - Beardsman Ska
Jackie Mittoo - Earthquake
Morcheeba - World Looking In
Laika - Badtimes
Poe - Hello
Aimee Mann - Save Me
Lambchop - Grumpus
Tracey Chapman - Talking about a revolution
Morphine - Cure for Pain
10cc - I'm not in Love
Mamas and the Papas - California Dreaming
Yes its not exactly the best put together set of tunes, but it was done saturday afternoon before the party last minute!
And Spikeo yeah, Black Cat Bone is a really cool tune. I need to hear more of their stuff, thinking of buying one of their albums.
(Edited by Funky Monkey 18/09/2002 21:58)
Posted: 21:45 Sep 18 2002