Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Whistler"I wonder wonder why the wonder falls. I wonder why the wonder falls on me. I wonder wonder why the wonder falls, with everything I touch and hear and see."
Wanna post the url, hun, so we can all play?
Hoppy_Toad "Can you think of anything more infuriating than someone coming back from the dead demanding to see you, and then not turning up?"
Soz my brain isn't working yet today. i blame the vodka. url added.
(Edited by Hoppy_Toad 09/11/2002 15:37)
Ming I am not expendable, I am not stupid and I am not going
Dirty Morty Read
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
StooThere are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
Red Sam Rackham
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
moxymous I live in my own little world........but its ok, they know me here.
Black Anne Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Looks like we're all related, Arr!
Spitefulangel Why buy the cow...when you get the sex for free
Your pirate name is: Bloody Ethel Kidd
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
SamphiretteTo you I guess I'm just a clown who picks you up each time you're down
by Spitefulangel
Your pirate name is: Bloody Ethel Kidd
We must be related too
My pirate name is Iron Ethel Kidd
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Ethel sounds a bit weak though
Persephone The past doesn't get any better. The past is not the present or the future.
Your pirate name is: Bloody Bess Rackham
"Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"
halojones "I could say more, but you get the general idea."
Another of the Rackham family - Iron Jenny Rackham! Arrr!
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
lizzieslayer Look for the girl with the broken smile.
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
Black James Kidd
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Arrrr there matees!!
Jayjay"I may be scattered / A little shattered / What does it matter / No one has a fit like I do / I'm the only one that fits you"
I particularly like the button labelled:
'Arr! Say my name! Say my name!'
However, it appears that I am to be known, hencewith, as:
Mad Morty Rackham
Slightly crazy with a cool surname, I surmise.
Oh, pardon me, I forgot to say...
Arr!
KieranFrost "In my house, anyone who uses one word when they could have used ten, simply isn't trying hard enough." Bartlet
Iron William Bonney
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr
RedWitch It's the so-called 'normal' guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.
Captain Jenny Rackham
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Dangermouse One more word from you , and i'll bitch slap you so hard, your children will be born well-behaved.