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(Edited by Pegasus 09/12/2002 22:20)
(Edited by Pegasus 09/12/2002 22:20)
Posted: 22:19 Dec 09 2002
The Untelligence Test
Try this test and see how untelligent you are.
I'm not gonna post my score though, coz it was really low.
BTW Can anyone tell me how to make something a link if the address doesn't have a www in it? Coz i can't seem to make the address in this post a link.
(Edited by Hoppy_Toad 09/12/2002 22:23)
http://test3.thespark.com/untest/
"The un-telligence test is not a measure of intelligence, so don't let the name mislead you. Instead, "un-telligence" is a measure of your ability to reason in tough situations. The higher your un-telligence, the better you are at surviving."
I'm not gonna post my score though, coz it was really low.
BTW Can anyone tell me how to make something a link if the address doesn't have a www in it? Coz i can't seem to make the address in this post a link.
(Edited by Hoppy_Toad 09/12/2002 22:23)
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Posted: 22:19 Dec 09 2002 
Thanks Pegasus. Have to remember that.
Posted: 22:24 Dec 09 2002 
The Test Results Are In!
"You kick ass."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
78% Un-telligent!
Which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
"You kick ass."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
78% Un-telligent!
Which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Posted: 22:27 Dec 09 2002
56% Un-telligent! Which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Stoo..... if I get stranded on an island let's hope you're there to save us
Stoo..... if I get stranded on an island let's hope you're there to save us
Posted: 23:32 Dec 09 2002 /me warns off Yvonne et al against making monkey/ape-man related comments
by Jola
Stoo..... if I get stranded on an island let's hope you're there to save us
Posted: 23:41 Dec 09 2002 
I got the same. Apparently I'm not violent enough.... Right then, we'll have to see what we can do about that!
by Jola
56% Un-telligent! Which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Posted: 01:29 Dec 10 2002
The Test Results Are In! "You are a smooth chick."
why thank you
"You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 74% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%"
darn trick questions :S i couldn't get the last question (the scramble)
why thank you
"You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 74% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%"
darn trick questions :S i couldn't get the last question (the scramble)
Posted: 02:39 Dec 10 2002
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
83% Un-telligent!
It's official - I rock
83% Un-telligent!
It's official - I rock
Posted: 04:04 Dec 10 2002 
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 81% Un-telligent
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 81% Un-telligent
Posted: 09:18 Dec 10 2002 
"You kick ass."
You have a knack for greatness.
For the record,you are:
89% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self- confidence.
The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 89% Un-telligent
4908197 people have taken the un-telligence test
Of all takers, 53% were female and 47% were male
Currently, males are averaging higher!
The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!
(Edited by Wesley 10/12/2002 11:02)
You have a knack for greatness.
For the record,you are:
89% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self- confidence.
The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 89% Un-telligent
4908197 people have taken the un-telligence test
Of all takers, 53% were female and 47% were male
Currently, males are averaging higher!
The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!
(Edited by Wesley 10/12/2002 11:02)
Posted: 09:30 Dec 10 2002
77% was my final score.
Posted: 09:36 Dec 10 2002
Respect to The Noid!
I am a smooth chick with a knack for greatness and am 89% un-telligent
I am a smooth chick with a knack for greatness and am 89% un-telligent
Posted: 09:58 Dec 10 2002
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH! i beat you all!
The Test Results Are In! "You are a smooth chick."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
96% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.
"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor her score.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 96% Un-telligent
rock on baby
The Test Results Are In! "You are a smooth chick."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
96% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.
"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor her score.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 96% Un-telligent
rock on baby
Posted: 10:20 Dec 10 2002
Well, on my second try I found what I missed to get that 100%
aparently I was too brutal to the guy in the park
aparently I was too brutal to the guy in the park
Posted: 10:23 Dec 10 2002 
A lot better than I expected...
59% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:
"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humour, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humour make for the strongest individuals."
(Edited by Alan 10/12/2002 10:48)
I really need to start using the preview key before I post...
(Edited by Alan 10/12/2002 10:50)
Posted: 10:47 Dec 10 2002
58% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:
"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 58% Un-telligent
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:
"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 58% Un-telligent
Posted: 12:32 Dec 10 2002
The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
88% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
How the bloody hell did i manage that? Theres a wholoe report too
Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
88% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
How the bloody hell did i manage that? Theres a wholoe report too
Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals
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