I already took over the world. Last Wednesday actually. I just emailed all the world leaders and told them I was taking over. I didn't get any objections back (in fact most of them were quite polite thanking me for contacting them and so on) so as of 11/12/02 I do indeed rule the world.

I just can't be bothered to change anything this side of Christmas

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by SPIKE
get as many people to like me as possible and trust me so they don't put up as much of a fight, may need to do this by some sorta mind control though.

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I'd recommend NOT including any of your "little people" or potato related thoughts in your manifesto then

But will you be a benevolent or malevolent ruler? Should we be getting ready to stage our coup to depose you in the New Year?

What's going to be in your manifesto? What will you do now you rule the world? If I ruled the world I'd have better environmental protection and conservation laws. And also a shiny tiara for me to wear

Well if i did rule the world i'd make taxes go to more important things as well as charities, i'd make pubs be allowed to open all day, lower the price on alcohol, make more kebab shops, make people work less hours and get the same pay and robots do msot of the work, do my best to get more homeless shelters and havethe Bangles and Avril Lavigne live with me and play for me all the time, as well as an everlasting supply of Bud and Potatoesthat are under my throne

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by SPIKE
and Avril Lavigne live with me and play for me all the time,

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Well, you can forget my vote then

Unless she plays only for you in a sound proofed room that is

(Edited by Tycho 18/12/2002 08:48)

I think I'd start by not advertising the fact on a fairly public posting board

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by SPIKE
I'd do it by starting off with a small group of people I could trust

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But could you ever trust anyone enough not to take your ideas & use them to take over the world them selves??

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by SPIKE
get as many people to like me as possible and trust me so they don't put up as much of a fight, may need to do this by some sorta mind control though

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All those magicians have had people believing that they really can do magic on TV without special effects, so maybe you could start by asking them how they do it

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by SPIKE
Well if i did rule the world i'd make taxes go to more important things as well as charities,

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I'll vote for that

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i'd make pubs be allowed to open all day,

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They do now so no vote winner here

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lower the price on alcohol,

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Thats a winner with me

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make more kebab shops,

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And that one

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make people work less hours and get the same pay and robots do msot of the work,

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That ones ok , although I am suddenly reminded of terminator

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do my best to get more homeless shelters

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Why not just get people homes?

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and havethe Bangles and Avril Lavigne live with me and play for me all the time, as well as an everlasting supply of Bud and Potatoesthat are under my throne

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Ok you totaly lost me on those ones, ya had me vote up untill then!!!

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by SPIKE
make more kebab shops

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More Indian restaurants too!

You have my vote

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by Sange
although I am suddenly reminded of terminator

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Now there's a good idea! Methinks I'll digitise my brain into a supercomputer, link it up to the UN defense computers (just like SkyNet ) and hold the world to ransom for... one hundred billion dollars!! *places little finger to corner of mouth* Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

Sounds like an all round good manifesto, although not too sure bout the Avril Lavigne stuff!!!

If I was going to rule the world, I'd decree that every uni in the country has ot have a Buffy society!

*must get around to sorting out a York one...*

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by Sange
Why not just get people homes?

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Because there wouldn't be enough places to build homes and shelters would house more until the population of the world died down a bit.

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by SPIKE
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Because there wouldn't be enough places to build homes and shelters would house more until the population of the world died down a bit.

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There are hundreds of empty propertys, and if ya waiting for the population to die down a bit me thinks you will have a long wait as its constantly increasing, or do you have some [Baldrick]cunning plan[/Baldrick]

I'll vote for him on the Avril point alone. But she needs to come play for me as well

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by Sange
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and if ya waiting for the population to die down a bit me thinks you will have a long wait as its constantly increasing, or do you have some [Baldrick]cunning plan[/Baldrick]

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Not really, i could put a limit on the amount of children people are allowed to have (no offence meant at you Sange)

Let the world think nothing has changed or let someone else think they/he/she rules the world, as long as you know *you* really do. Much less fuss that way. All your enemies' attentions are focused elsewhere. BWAHAHAHAHA!


(Edited by Ming 20/12/2002 09:48)

When you take over the world, can I have a small country? Preferably somewhere warm

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by Yally
When you take over the world, can I have a small country? Preferably somewhere warm

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If you become one of my concubines

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by SPIKE
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If you become one of my concubines

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You want her to be a small spiky animal?