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I think I probably would prefer to be a porcupine
by Milky
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You want her to be a small spiky animal?
Posted: 21:24 Dec 20 2002
Taking over the world
how would you go about taking over the world? I'd do it by starting off with a small group of people I could trust thengradually take over town by town, city by city then get as many people to like me as possible and trust me so they don't put up as much of a fight, may need to do this by some sorta mind control though.
Posted: 21:24 Dec 20 2002 
Ooh! Can I have Zanzibar? 
You know you can expect some good Steve-lovin' at the T-party... 
You know you can expect some good Steve-lovin' at the T-party...
Posted: 23:13 Dec 20 2002
Well i'd wipe out most of the world population. Make the numbers to rule a lot more managable. Would have to be a an evil dictator or else people won't be scared enough to obey me.
It's that or make all Alchohol free and i doubt any one would depose me.
(Edited by wes 28/12/2002 22:49)
It's that or make all Alchohol free and i doubt any one would depose me.
(Edited by wes 28/12/2002 22:49)
Posted: 21:51 Dec 24 2002 
How come YOU get Zanzibar? Can I have posession of all the sporks in the world, SPIKE? I promise I won't use 'em for doom purposes.. Promise.
by PictureOfFlowers
Ooh! Can I have Zanzibar?
Posted: 22:13 Dec 25 2002 yeah sure, erm whats a spork?
by Linz
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Can I have posession of all the sporks in the world, SPIKE? I promise I won't use 'em for doom purposes.. Promise.
Posted: 14:32 Dec 26 2002
It's a cross between a spoon and a fork- a spoon with prongs like a fork. Often given out in school cafeterias and fast food restaurants in plastic form.
Also quite fun to fling across crowded rooms at your friends.
Also quite fun to fling across crowded rooms at your friends.
Posted: 00:22 Dec 27 2002
by Linz
It's a cross between a spoon and a fork- a spoon with prongs like a fork. Often given out in school cafeterias and fast food restaurants in plastic form.
Also quite fun to fling across crowded rooms at your friends.
Sporks rule
I nearly spent 15 quid on one for my brother.
Posted: 03:41 Dec 27 2002 That's one expensive spork!
by Tycho
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Sporks rule
I nearly spent 15 quid on one for my brother.
I'd just spend £5 on a pack of plastic ones
(Edited by Linz 28/12/2002 12:29)
Posted: 12:29 Dec 28 2002 I get it cos I asked first.
by Linz
How come YOU get Zanzibar? Can I have posession of all the sporks in the world, SPIKE? I promise I won't use 'em for doom purposes.. Promise.
And that seems like a suspiciously large number of sporks.... You wouldn't be planning on invading would you? 
Posted: 21:50 Dec 29 2002
No.. Where would you.. Get that idea?
*Pushes detailed plans under the mat with one foot*
I just.. Felt like visiting Taco Bell.. 500 million times... And they're out of sporks... Forever.
*Pushes detailed plans under the mat with one foot*
I just.. Felt like visiting Taco Bell.. 500 million times... And they're out of sporks... Forever.
Posted: 23:01 Dec 30 2002
Oh that's OK then. Phew. For a second I thought .... heeeeeyyy, wait a minute....
*begins work an intricate spork-defence system*
*begins work an intricate spork-defence system*
Posted: 23:12 Dec 30 2002 OK< I'm now buying him one for his birthday pressie.
by Linz
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That's one expensive spork!
I'd just spend £5 on a pack of plastic ones
(Edited by Linz 28/12/2002 12:29)
& Yes that is one expensive Spork
Posted: 03:20 Dec 31 2002 /me subits plans for his new ballistic spork defence system code named '2nd Cousin Twice Removed Of Star Wars' for viewing by PoF.
by PictureOfFlowers
*begins work an intricate spork-defence system*
/me also sells the plans to Linz to enable her to update her Spork technology
Posted: 11:42 Dec 31 2002
Why thank you Milky. Or should I say Lando, you lousy, no-good, double-crossing... 
I'll come up with my own method of defence. Probably involving ... a fish-slice!
I'll come up with my own method of defence. Probably involving ... a fish-slice!
Posted: 12:18 Dec 31 2002
I'd take over the world with hamsters. Hamsters with machine guns. And tiny tanks.
Posted: 19:01 Jan 02 2003
by Ishtar
I'd take over the world with hamsters. Hamsters with machine guns. And tiny tanks.
The threats come from all sides! I wonder how well my fish-slice will hold up against hamsters... More testing is needed. 
Posted: 00:25 Jan 03 2003 
PoF, you need a potato masher. Very offensive weapon. Once shared a house where this was my friends threatening weapon of choice. Very scary indeed, and probably works well on that evil woman's hamsters... *splat* hehehe.
Don't have the energy for this taking over the world business, so can i join you darling? I have some useful skills... um, probably. I know where Ishtar lives, i could destroy her hamster tank breeding colony
Don't have the energy for this taking over the world business, so can i join you darling? I have some useful skills... um, probably. I know where Ishtar lives, i could destroy her hamster tank breeding colony
Posted: 12:31 Jan 03 2003
Potato masher ..... hmmmm .... it's crazy, but it might just work. Of course you can join me on my island.
Ummmmm, I have no idea if Zanzibar is actually an island or not. Probably not. If not then we'll make it into one, we just need a very big circular saw, and maybe a crane.
Of course you can join me on my island. Ummmmm, I have no idea if Zanzibar is actually an island or not. Probably not. If not then we'll make it into one, we just need a very big circular saw, and maybe a crane.
Posted: 19:06 Jan 03 2003
'Zanzibar is an archipelago made up of Zanzibar and Pemba Islands, and several islets. It is located in the Indian Ocean, about 25 miles from the Tanzanian coast, and 6° south of the equator. Zanzibar Island (known locally as Unguja, but as Zanzibar internationally) is 60 miles long and 20 miles wide, occupying a total area of approximately 650 square miles. It is characterised by beautiful sandy beaches with fringing coral reefs, and the magic of historic Stone Town - said to be the only functioning ancient town in East Africa.' - From Zanzibar.net
It also appears in the title of the fantastic Sci-Fi book, 'Stand on Zanzibar'.
It also appears in the title of the fantastic Sci-Fi book, 'Stand on Zanzibar'.
Posted: 23:57 Jan 05 2003