Tangent 21 - I'm gonna be a secret agent

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SPIKE

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15:30
Dec 19 2002

I'm gonna be a secret agent

I have decided what I wanna do with my life, I want to become a secret agent and save the world from megalomaniacs and pull laods of women and eat potaoes (roasted, not mashed). I just need a bit of help getting into it. Oh and yeah I know its not nexactly secret now i've told you all but i'm sure the secret service won't mind.

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Ming I am not expendable, I am not stupid and I am not going

Ah yes, Sherrif JW Pepper, Loo-wee-see-anna State Poh-leece, possibly one of the greatest Bond supporting characters ever!

"JW, this fellow's from England, see, and he's over here working with our government, sort of a... secret agent."
"Secret agent?!? On *WHOSE* side?!?"

(Edited by Ming 20/12/2002 13:06)

Posted: 12:58 Dec 20 2002

Ming I am not expendable, I am not stupid and I am not going

by Taz
Spike the chick magnet...oh look, they've all flown away

Magnets can repel as well as attract, after all

Posted: 13:08 Dec 20 2002

Milky "Busted - Now that you're gone, I'm sleeping with the light on..." Pof, 2005

by SPIKE
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If you didn't have Milky you know who you'd want in his place

The answer is probably one of Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck, Travis Fimmel or Ginger from the Wildhearts..you're probably in the top ten though Spike I bet

Also since when did she *have* me?

Posted: 13:14 Dec 20 2002

Dangermouse One more word from you , and i'll bitch slap you so hard, your children will be born well-behaved.

'The name's Spike, licence to kill. By the way do you like 80's girl bands and potatoes?'

tho am sure the tux will look cool on you again

Posted: 16:24 Dec 20 2002

Jola

Len says that to be a Secret Agent surely you need to be able to fight your way out of a paper bag

Posted: 20:21 Dec 20 2002

SPIKE "Hakuna Matata" Captain Zapy

by Jola
Len says that to be a Secret Agent surely you need to be able to fight your way out of a paper bag

you are unaware of my secret fighting skills, I can do klinkbeta fighting and fujikodak

Posted: 20:35 Dec 20 2002

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