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The Milktray man
anyone ever wonder why the milktray man had to scale a cliff, prachute, swim, climb walls and stuff? i mean if the lady he wants to give the chocolates to had a house that hard to reach, how does she get to her own house, ok so he wants it to be a surprise so why not leave them on the door step? i eman by breaking in to her house she may think its a burglar and shoot him or something. thsoe adverts never made any sense, however i'd quite like to do it myself, it looks fun 
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He has to sneak in all bond-like so that her nasty hubby dosn't realise their illicit choco-passion and have him fed to sharks all bond-villain-like.
Posted: 16:51 Jan 16 2003
women are difficult and we like to present a challenge 
it keep us amused while we wait for our chocolates to arrive. 
it keep us amused while we wait for our chocolates to arrive.
Posted: 17:13 Jan 16 2003 
She told him the long way round for a laugh!
Posted: 17:46 Jan 16 2003
She was probably pregnant and had a craving
Mind you, he must be mad, cos he always scarpered !!
Mind you, he must be mad, cos he always scarpered !!
Posted: 17:49 Jan 16 2003