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Posted: 14:19 Jan 21 2003
I want to marry my dog
i do believe this is my first spikeism post. 
Anyway, just think about it.
they are soft and cuddly,
always there for you
extreamly loyal
cheep date because they'll be happy eating your left overs
they protect you when people are mean to you
they look after the house when you're away
they're always pleased to see you
they don't answer back
and they never cheat on you if you have them spayd.
So, i think, all things considered, i'll be setting up home with my pooch.
Anyway, just think about it.
they are soft and cuddly,
always there for you
extreamly loyal
cheep date because they'll be happy eating your left overs
they protect you when people are mean to you
they look after the house when you're away
they're always pleased to see you
they don't answer back
and they never cheat on you if you have them spayd.
So, i think, all things considered, i'll be setting up home with my pooch.
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But they drool on ya and try to s*** your leg. Sounds a bit like my ex come to think of it.....
Posted: 14:20 Jan 21 2003
Well, much more reliable that certain sections of the human race 
Although, I'd be hard put to choose between dogs & cats in the personality stakes.
Well done on the Spikeism
We'll have Spikeitis speading like wild-fire all over the net soon
(Edited by Taz 21/01/2003 14:21)
Although, I'd be hard put to choose between dogs & cats in the personality stakes.
Well done on the Spikeism
We'll have Spikeitis speading like wild-fire all over the net soon
(Edited by Taz 21/01/2003 14:21)
Posted: 14:20 Jan 21 2003 Not after they've been "done"
by Teresa
But they drool on ya and try to s*** your leg. Sounds a bit like my ex come to think of it.....
and most dogs dont drool. only the big ones.
and you shouldnt have a big one anyway, because when it pee's on the floor you'll have a hernia carrying it ourside.
tho in general they're also much easier to house train that men.
Posted: 14:31 Jan 21 2003 LMAO thats quite disturbing. what about if they turn on you and try and bite your hand off, my Aunties dog whos quite old now has turned and really i think should be put down, it bit my Aunties husband and his hand was all bleeding and swollen up well bad, then a few weeks later bit my 4 year old cousin on the arm, luckily it was a bruise and didn't puncture the skin.
by Teresa
But they drool on ya and try to s*** your leg. Sounds a bit like my ex come to think of it.....
Posted: 14:48 Jan 21 2003 
I really don't know what to make of that suggestion...
by Taz
We'll have Spikeitis speading like wild-fire all over the net soon
I prefer cats to dogs, but I don't think I'll be marrying either anytime soon!
Posted: 15:23 Jan 21 2003 If a dog pee'd on my floor I wouldn't be carrying it out. It'll be put out by the end of my foot
by Cat
and you shouldnt have a big one anyway, because when it pee's on the floor you'll have a hernia carrying it ourside.
Posted: 15:57 Jan 21 2003 90% of women are killed by their current or one time spouce or boyfriend.
by SPIKE
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what about if they turn on you and try and bite your hand off, my Aunties dog whos quite old now has turned and really i think should be put down, it bit my Aunties husband and his hand was all bleeding and swollen up well bad, then a few weeks later bit my 4 year old cousin on the arm, luckily it was a bruise and didn't puncture the skin.
I have yet to hear of a grown women being killed by her pet dog.
You arent putting me off with this argument
Posted: 18:52 Jan 21 2003 Bitches don't do that. And they are milder mannered too. I adored my parents' dog when I was younger - she was a babe. I totally understand. Is that weird?
by Teresa
But they drool on ya and try to s*** your leg.
Posted: 18:55 Jan 21 2003 what?
by Cat
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90% of women are killed by their current or one time spouce or boyfriend.
do you mean if a woman if murdered 90% of the time its their other half? i'm not saying your dog will kill you but it could rip out your intestines easier than a man i'd imagine, that happened to our old milkman.
Posted: 19:52 Jan 21 2003 
ROTFLMFAO!!! Is that sort of talk allowed on a family friendly site?
by Cat
and you shouldnt have a big one anyway, because when it pee's on the floor you'll have a hernia carrying it ourside.
Posted: 20:40 Jan 21 2003 Surely you mean that of murdered women, 90% of them are killed by their current or one time spouse/boyfriend.
by Cat
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90% of women are killed by their current or one time spouce or boyfriend.
I can't believe that 90% of women are murdered.
(Edited by Tycho 22/01/2003 08:54)
Posted: 00:18 Jan 22 2003