Man some people are dumb. It's like taking the taper off a firework and burning it...
Desire Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.
I knew a guy once that had taken the back off the kettle plug to change a fuse and he tried it to see he had wired it up correctly. He didn't bother putting the cover back on the plug so he didnt have to take it off again if he had it all wrong. Of course when he tried to plug the kettle in the pin wouldnt go in having nothing to push it in. So as you can guess, when he pushed it in with his finger he was blown across the room...
Spitefulangel Why buy the cow...when you get the sex for free
like that childrens tv presenter on the weakest link...
what should you use to read the instructions on a firework, a torch or a match? she answered, a match.
so much for teaching children safety with fireworks hehe