*Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
*Man who run in front of car get tired.
*Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
*Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
*Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
*Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
*War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
*Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
*Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
*It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
*Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
*Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
*Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

and of course ...

*Man who catch fly with chopstick do 'crane' kick at end of movie

he was the only thing i liked in those movies "wax on wax off"