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Embaressing Kids
Some of you might remember on the old boards when I said I needed to find a book about babies for my 5 year old who was asking questions. Well I found a great book, we read it once and he listened quite intently. Never mentioned it since and the book has been sat on the side for about a month.
Was out having dinner last week with the ex, mother-out-law, her friend and the kids. Having a nice quiet meal when the conversation turned to this:
Sam: I love you mummy
Me: I love you too
Sam: I love you up to the sky
Me: I love you up to the moon
Sam: I love you up to the sun
Me: I love you up to the stars
Sam: I love you more
By this point I was bored LOL, so said "Sam I love you up your bum" to shut him up.
He turned to me, all innocently and declared to our table and the restaurant "Mummy I love you up your Vagina"!!!!!
That is the last time I EVER talk to my children about sex and stuff
Was out having dinner last week with the ex, mother-out-law, her friend and the kids. Having a nice quiet meal when the conversation turned to this:
Sam: I love you mummy
Me: I love you too
Sam: I love you up to the sky
Me: I love you up to the moon
Sam: I love you up to the sun
Me: I love you up to the stars
Sam: I love you more
By this point I was bored LOL, so said "Sam I love you up your bum" to shut him up.
He turned to me, all innocently and declared to our table and the restaurant "Mummy I love you up your Vagina"!!!!!
That is the last time I EVER talk to my children about sex and stuff
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i wish i was that embarrasing when i was younger, it would be something to just be so proud of when you were older.... ahhh.. the joys of being young and... well.. that innocent
Posted: 22:33 Mar 05 2002 
thats priceless!!!!!!!!!Just so you know your not the only one, my neice told me recently that she got shouted at when she walked in on Mummy and Daddy having a cuddle, "And daddy had no trousers on!!"
My reaction was to spit most of my drink out
I just thank god she was too young to know what they were doing.You have no secerets with Chilren about.
Posted: 12:16 Mar 06 2002
lol, kids eh?
Apparently, according to my mum, when i was about 3, i was in a german church with her and i was complaining that i was too warm. The next time she turned around, she found that i'd taken off all my clothes except my socks - she was soooooooooooo embarassed by me!
And now, to get me back, she tell it to all my friends....so i thought i'd tell you lot before she did
Apparently, according to my mum, when i was about 3, i was in a german church with her and i was complaining that i was too warm. The next time she turned around, she found that i'd taken off all my clothes except my socks - she was soooooooooooo embarassed by me!
And now, to get me back, she tell it to all my friends....so i thought i'd tell you lot before she did
Posted: 19:31 Mar 06 2002 
Oooh, i was like this
I said some really embarassing things as a kid, in fact, i still do
I said some really embarassing things as a kid, in fact, i still do
Posted: 20:59 Mar 06 2002 When my ex was pregnant with our second child my four year old embarassed me worse than anything else in my life. We were always very up front with her about the new baby. One night her mother was in school and we were eating at a buffet. I cam back with her food and heard her telling two young women at the next table.."My mommy is going to have a baby and it is going to come out of her vagina, and daddy will be there to watch like he did with me." I was pretty much done with dinner at that point....
Posted: 23:33 Mar 06 2002 
Shouldn't we mark this thread up as containing spoilers for anyone who hasn't quite worked this out yet..?
by Bissor
"My mommy is going to have a baby and it is going to come out of her vagina, and daddy will be there to watch like he did with me."
SPIKE? Who mentioned SPIKE? I certainly didn't. 
Posted: 00:45 Mar 07 2002