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How's about 'eviscerated frog found under the sofa after causing a nasty unlocatable stench for a day and a half'? 
Posted: 10:56 May 01 2003
cat food-real flavours?
why is it that cat food isnt flavoured with tastes of a cats natural prey like mouse or sparrow? i got this of another site and it had me thinking
it a conversation between 2 friends-
Zoë {stocky} says:
well, i was thinking about cats being natural predators of birds ..and was wondering why cat food is not flavoured accordingly
i mean, you never see bird flavour, or mouse, or shrew, but plenty of lamb and beef
what is that all about?
cats dont hunt cows
wee sleekit beastie {elsa} says:
yeah I know, weird innit?
Zoë says:
i bet they get well disappointed. no wonder they hunt for themselves
wee sleekit beastie says:
mouse and fresh grass would go down a treat
Zoë says:
shrew and mud
Zoë says:
spring fresh sparrow with a hint of starling, perhaps
wee sleekit beastie says:
spiders and seagull with blackbird sauce?
Zoë says:
ooh, scrummy
wee sleekit beastie says:
and for Yule - Robins Breast and vole
Zoë says:
wow, seasonal treats as well!
Zoë says:
headless mouse with behind the fridge dust?
wee sleekit beastie says:
feet of tit with leaf
Any further suggestions?
it a conversation between 2 friends-
Zoë {stocky} says:
well, i was thinking about cats being natural predators of birds ..and was wondering why cat food is not flavoured accordingly
i mean, you never see bird flavour, or mouse, or shrew, but plenty of lamb and beef
what is that all about?
cats dont hunt cows
wee sleekit beastie {elsa} says:
yeah I know, weird innit?
Zoë says:
i bet they get well disappointed. no wonder they hunt for themselves
wee sleekit beastie says:
mouse and fresh grass would go down a treat
Zoë says:
shrew and mud
Zoë says:
spring fresh sparrow with a hint of starling, perhaps
wee sleekit beastie says:
spiders and seagull with blackbird sauce?
Zoë says:
ooh, scrummy
wee sleekit beastie says:
and for Yule - Robins Breast and vole
Zoë says:
wow, seasonal treats as well!
Zoë says:
headless mouse with behind the fridge dust?
wee sleekit beastie says:
feet of tit with leaf
Any further suggestions?
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Posted: 10:56 May 01 2003 
What about pidgeon,
Oh and whilst I am talking about Pidgeons, somethings been bothering me, why do Pidgeons have no shoes, its pretty hartless letting them walk around all day without any shoes
so I say
SHOES FOR PIDGEONS
Oh and whilst I am talking about Pidgeons, somethings been bothering me, why do Pidgeons have no shoes, its pretty hartless letting them walk around all day without any shoes
so I say
SHOES FOR PIDGEONS
Posted: 14:05 May 01 2003 
Yeah but then who knows that cat food actually tastes like beef? Its like the "new improved" lables on animal food... who knows its better? Probably don't want to know the answer to that one. 
Posted: 17:34 May 01 2003 
just remember never go to one of theses peoples dinner parties, youll never know what the patte is made from!