Oh yes, you're certainly not the only one
When I was little "Car Park" became "Par Cark" on several occasions

I offten have the inability to speak or form sentences...not always alcohol driven either!
The other day I told someone I washed my car with a spoon (!?!), I have no idea where that came from!

When I do presentations at Uni I have to say the word 'enantiomer' a lot (don't ask what it means! ) and I always end up saying 'enantomier'

the mudderling of words I know is called Spoonerism when you the switch the first couple of letters of each word around.
Stoo's example: Par Cark

I've been doing it for so long and it happens so often i dont always notice it (i dont think other people notice much unless they're being polite)....CAN be funny sometimes.

(confessing in this thread does mean next we talk you do NOT watch or listen carefully to hear me mess up )

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by EvilWillow
the mudderling of words I know is called Spoonerism when you the switch the first couple of letters of each word around.
Stoo's example: Par Cark

I've been doing it for so long and it happens so often i dont always notice it (i dont think other people notice much unless they're being polite)....CAN be funny sometimes.

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Not quite a Spoonerism, but very funny..
One Christmas day, we were having a champagne breakfast, opened a bottle, my mum wanders down and says - "I can hear the sound of porps cocking!"

I do seem to mix my words up quite a lot, find it very annoying cos I'm usually quite precise with grammar and stuff. Strangely, I actually seem to become more coherent after a few drinks sometimes.

I get tounge tied all the time..... just ask Len who is *always* so quick at picking up on it

I sometimes stumble over words or talk to fast! I used to have a stammer when I was little though.

only when i'm nervous or treeto cram too much into a sentence very quickly. jsut take your time over talking and don't rush and you should be ok.

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by SPIKEjsut take your time over talking and don't rush and you should be ok.

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Try it with typing too

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by Stoo
Oh yes, you're certainly not the only one
When I was little "Car Park" became "Par Cark" on several occasions

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I still do it now par cark is my fav

Speaking of spoonerisms, my mum once had a kitty called cooking fat.

When I'm talking rubbish (most of the time), my words come out ever so coherently, but whenever I have something important to say I can't talk! Unless I'm drunk, but then I guess that's the absolute rubbish rule again.

Yally

(Mind the language, please )

(Edited by Whistler 06/03/2002 13:57)

lol, well i sometimes get my words muddled up.

Anyone from the Alton Towers meet last year will remeber my FLOG LUME - i'm still teased about that!

I find that just before an exam, i don't exactly stutter but a talk REALLY fast - which i ended up doing a lot today!!

Sometime the things people come out with are just so funny.. and typically none come to mind right now.

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by FerretgirlAnyone from the Alton Towers meet last year will remeber my FLOG LUME - i'm still teased about that!

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What??!! I don't remember that......

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by Yally
Speaking of spoonerisms, my mum once had a kitty called cooking fat.

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*snigger*

Now wat friend could that of been linz? soz but it was funny

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by slim
Now wat friend could that of been linz? soz but it was funny

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No it wasn't. OK, maybe a little bit.

Just a hint, dude:

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In Member's GuideKewltok isn't cool. Please post in English. Avoid typing either IN ALL CAPITALS (that's interpreted as shouting) or by shortening words (e.g. m8, u, 2) - It's hard for people not used to it to understand quickly and it's just plain rude. Take the time to write it out properly, it shows more appreciation for the people reading it.

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I think "soz" counts as shortening

Flog Lume...knarly And yes, I get my words muddled loads...

Yes another one here.I sometimes forget what I'm saying midsentence too!