got this posted to me today and had to share! im sure rainbow was just like this but our wee small mainds didnt comprehend the inuendo of the show!

> Remember Bungle, Zippy and George ?
>
> For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember
> the
> splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little lost on
> you...... but it must have been a great episode to watch!
> Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original
> Rainbow
> scripts and there's no way these could have been done by Accident.
> Innuendo all the way.
>
> The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana.....
>
> Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
> George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
> Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
>
> We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
>
> Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
> Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
> Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it
> in"
>
> Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle crying a hammer and peg
> kit.
>
> Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
> George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."
> Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
> playing"
> Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
> Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
> play with?"
> George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to
> play with our friend's balls today?
> Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
>
> Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
> Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
> Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
>
> Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
>
> Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
> George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
> Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
> Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
> Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
> couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Freddy can get their
> instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
>
> Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
>
> Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away" Rod: "Banging can be fun."
> Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
> Freddy."
> Freddy ( looking sad ) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
> Rod ( to Jane ) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging
> away?"
> Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you
> like to play with my maracas?
> Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
> George:" Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
> Zippy;" I've got a big red one."
> George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
> play with it."
>
> Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And
> remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got
> any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the
> plucking song."
>
> Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck
> all day."