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by Stoo
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0
I was starting to worry
Posted: 13:56 May 13 2003
How Dodgy Are You?
Just a little fun, might not be suitable for some of the youg 'uns here, though, so be warned.
Apparently I'm due for 32.5 years in the slammer, a £2000 fine and a potential death penalty...
www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html
Apparently I'm due for 32.5 years in the slammer, a £2000 fine and a potential death penalty...
www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html
I was starting to worry Posted: 13:56 May 13 2003 
I'm somewhat embarrassed by this...
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
If anyone can no longer associate with someone so boring i will understand
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
If anyone can no longer associate with someone so boring i will understand
Posted: 14:13 May 13 2003 The damn thing is busted
by Watcher girl
I'm somewhat embarrassed by this...
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
If anyone can no longer associate with someone so boring i will understand
Posted: 15:24 May 13 2003 
Got the same as Stoo's first time round, but found it boring, so I tried again and got this: 
Nice!
Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil personÂ… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!
Years in prison: 132
Potential fine: £9500
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Posted: 15:27 May 13 2003 
Whatever you did - be thankful it wasn't in Singapore or Indonesia
by Incandenza
Jola... *what* have you been doing?
Unless you have been throwing balls in New York I accomplished:
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0
Posted: 16:06 May 13 2003 
Nah we'll need you to sneak things into prison for us.
by Watcher girl
If anyone can no longer associate with someone so boring i will understand
How are your baking skills? Can you make a cake with a file in it? How about a chocolate sponge with fudge icing and smarties in the shape of a Clanger that has a JCB in it?
Posted: 18:47 May 13 2003
That would be an enormous cake. Sounds niiiiiice 
Posted: 18:55 May 13 2003
Sounds very nice. The trouble is, after we eat it to get the JCB out, we'll all be too fat to escape.
(I'm probably the only person here who's read Flight From Deathrow by Harry Hill aren't I? Aw well!)
(I'm probably the only person here who's read Flight From Deathrow by Harry Hill aren't I? Aw well!
)
Posted: 19:04 May 13 2003 
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edgeÂ…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
Gosh. I must be doing this whole student lark incorrectly...
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edgeÂ…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
Gosh. I must be doing this whole student lark incorrectly...
Posted: 19:10 May 13 2003
You and me both honey (and i haven't been a student for 5 years. obviously done nothing of interest since then either).
Still, at least there's two of us to do the jail visiting, as i'm gonna need some help with carrying that jcb cake
Still, at least there's two of us to do the jail visiting, as i'm gonna need some help with carrying that jcb cake
Posted: 19:22 May 13 2003
so why can't you eat Mince Pies on Christmas Day???
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edgeÂ…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edgeÂ…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000
Posted: 19:52 May 13 2003
How can you be in the clear 
although presumably the fine is for the mince pie?
although presumably the fine is for the mince pie?
Posted: 20:11 May 13 2003
Years in prison:15 potential fine:£5000
22: Ever seen a naked mannequin?
One of those strange laws in the UK, its illegal for a boy under the age of 10 to see a naked shop dummy.
All I can say in my defence is - "I was never told about the mannequin law in 16yrs working as a window dresser. I apologise to any little boys I've scared for life".
22: Ever seen a naked mannequin?
One of those strange laws in the UK, its illegal for a boy under the age of 10 to see a naked shop dummy.
All I can say in my defence is - "I was never told about the mannequin law in 16yrs working as a window dresser. I apologise to any little boys I've scared for life".
Posted: 20:17 May 13 2003
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fineÂ… Well maybe not. Yeah its OKÂ… ActuallyÂ… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 21.5 Potential fine: £2000
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fineÂ… Well maybe not. Yeah its OKÂ… ActuallyÂ… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 21.5 Potential fine: £2000
Posted: 20:57 May 13 2003 Yeah, looks like DM and Teresa broke it!
by Sydney
The damn thing is busted
And Demona! And you a student, an' all.
Definitely a must try harder.
Posted: 22:46 May 13 2003
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 46.5 Potential fine: £7000
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 46.5 Potential fine: £7000
Posted: 00:23 May 14 2003