Tangent 21 - How Dodgy Are You?

Posted by
Jayjay

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01:09
May 13 2003

How Dodgy Are You?

Just a little fun, might not be suitable for some of the youg 'uns here, though, so be warned.

Apparently I'm due for 32.5 years in the slammer, a Â£2000 fine and a potential death penalty...

www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html

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Ishtar There are more important things in life to think about than shoes... but not right now.

by Watcher girl
I'm somewhat embarrassed by this...
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: Â£0

If anyone can no longer associate with someone so boring i will understand

good grief! i never thought i'd come out worse than you on something like this!

I'm merely dubious: Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: Â£2000 - Pathetic!

Posted: 00:35 May 14 2003

Watcher girl I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it.[smiles] We're a knowledgeable family. the Lion in Winter

by Ishtar
I'm merely dubious

Oh, i've been saying that for years

If i liked mince pies i think i might have actually got something, but i hate em so... *polishes halo*

Posted: 00:44 May 14 2003

nemesis "man im sooo good..and theyre so dumb!"

12.5 years for me and a Â£2000 fine!!! hehe knew i wasnt sweet and innocent!!

Posted: 01:45 May 14 2003

The Noid This must be that Woodstock place mom and dad are always talking about

5 years / 2000 fine... I told you I'm innocent

The theoretical maximum seems to be:
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: Â£9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Posted: 10:11 May 14 2003

Chambler A computer without Microsoft is like a chocolate cake without mustard.

Wow noid we dutch guys seem to be so none dodgy

You got a 2000 pound fine for than me..... I'd blame it on your seniority

Posted: 11:40 May 14 2003

pimpdaddy "Well I've seen Mel Gibson's movie the Passion and Mel Gibson says you are snakes and you are liars and if the roadwarrior said it, it must be true."-Eric Cartman

Years in prison:62 potential Fine: Â£9500

Posted: 16:47 May 14 2003

misskittyfantastic

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: Â£2000

Posted: 16:52 May 14 2003

Yally Don't kill anyone until we get back to you!

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edgeÂ…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: Â£2000

Posted: 17:17 May 14 2003

Yvonne I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

I'm a good girl, I am

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the houseÂ… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: Â£2000

Posted: 18:30 May 14 2003

Anthony Morel I'm a consumer *****, and HOW

I'm looking at 3 - 4 yrs.

Oh wait, you mean on the website?
Thats claiming 71.5 Years in prison, Potential fine: Â£9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty.
Personally I'm sure a bit of bribe money would help oil the cogs of justice in my favour

Posted: 23:10 May 14 2003

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