And you're swearing never to touch another drop of alcohol ever again... Next week you'll be doing it all over again

Been there, done that... except for the parents part, I moved out of the house to study when I was 18 and didn't drink before that.

No!!! Never take the name of alcohol in vain! Alcohol loves us, and we should always love alcohol. Rue our own follies, certainly, but never, ever, blame it on the booze.

Besides, throwing up, cuts and bruises and angry parents? Just goes to show you had a good night. And in a spirit of Yin-Yang, you must now suffer for the pleasure of last night.

So must it be.

Hope you feel better soon. Don't forget - Neurofen is a god-send.

Well I had an older brother, however drunk I was he was twice as drunk. He really could not handle drinks, and comming from me thats saying something.

I would get drunk, go home and feel ill, after getting him home.

He would throw up in the living room.

I did not get in trouble for drinking, especially underage as they were comparing my brother to me favourably.

However have you ever considered how the drink feels when its drunk.

Oh Barbara, try drinking about half a bottle of white wine tonight. Its good for the day after all the Vodka.

The joys of drinking when you still live at home I often used to roll in at about 5am and then my dad ask "What time did you get in?" I always replied "early" 'cos it was. Early in the morning not last night

I also remember trying to sneak a boy home one night but my dad went mental. I threw a hissy fit and we went to the boys car instead. Five minutes later the car door flew open and my dad dragged me out while I was desperately trying to grab various items of clothes I was mortified. I left home soon after that, lol.

Nooooooooo drinking is good not bad, even the Bible tells us so

Timothy 5 v 23 “Drink no longer water only, but use a ittle wine for thy stomachs sake and thine often infirmities.”

yeah he wouldnt have turned water into wine if it was a bad thing
*says she who wont drink anymore*

"drugs, drugs are bad mm'kay"

I love being drunk.

I very rarely get hangovers so I don't bother watching how much I drink, just how drunk I am and I (try to) stop before I'm completely unable to walk (Summer Party being the recent exception ).
The problem with this is that because I don't suffer the day after, I swear it makes me drink more. My poor underappreciated liver is probably on its last legs

Physical age - 25
Mental Age - 5
Liver age - 65

How did you get such a high mental age

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by Gopher
How did you get such a high mental age

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I doubled yours

And halved my liver age by the look of that.

Will sell mine to a disterlery to pay off my student debts.

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by Yvonne
My poor underappreciated liver is probably on its last legs

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The liver is evil. It must be punished. Keep up the good work.

Well I think I must be ill not had a drink in 2 days. Thats a new record for me.

What is it doctors recomend 1 and a half litres of Liquid a day.

(Edited by Gopher 07/08/2003 12:06)

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by Jayjay
The liver is evil. It must be punished. Keep up the good work.

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Yes boss *salutes*
Every time I get drunk from this moment on I shall blame it on you and tell everyone I'm doing it for the team... which is completely different to somethign else I "did for the team" a little while ago

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by Yvonne
which is completely different to somethign else I "did for the team" a little while ago

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*snigger* So you did do it then?

Oh the things we do when drunk. I regret most of them

That's ok, it's always my fault anyway. Every woman I have ever known has made sure I knew this.

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by Yvonne
by Yvonne
which is completely different to somethign else I "did for the team" a little while ago

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Did that invove drinking from a tap by anychance.

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by T
*snigger* So you did do it then?

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No, I did not

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by T
Oh the things we do when drunk. I regret most of them

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*I* regret most of the things you do while drunk

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by JJ
That's ok, it's always my fault anyway. Every woman I have ever known has made sure I knew this.

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Nice to see you know your place

One day you will know what it is like to really punish your liver, and then you kinda do stop drinking alchohol.

I actually feel ok-ish now. My head is bruised from where I fell over. My parents get home from work in a few hours. They are going to be so mad. I'm preparing a speech.