Blame it on the heat. Say it increased your need to drink and you didn't realise just how much alcohol was in it
by Barbara
I actually feel ok-ish now. My head is bruised from where I fell over. My parents get home from work in a few hours. They are going to be so mad. I'm preparing a speech.
Drinking is bad...
Went to Furnace. Drank Dean's vodka. Thrown out of Furnace for being too drunk. Got home. Sick. I'm all bruised and cut after falling over. Parental units mad.
I'm so stupid. I feel awful today.
I'm so stupid. I feel awful today.
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I'll stop when I have a bag fitted
by Havoc
One day you will know what it is like to really punish your liver, and then you kinda do stop drinking alchohol.
Good girl! Now come out and play this weekend. Don't think I can handle all the boys on my own
by Yvonne
(quotes)
I'll stop when I have a bag fitted
But I'm sure you'll give it a go, T.
But I might be going to the zooooooo
by Teresa
Good girl! Now come out and play this weekend. Don't think I can handle all the boys on my own
heehee fishies!!*makes more fishie noises*splash!!
well...my boyfriend isn't too pleased with me or Dean.
Dean is very apologetic for letting me drink so much.
I feel awful cos my boyfriend went to a family funeral so he has enough on his mind. And my parents get home soon...
Dean is very apologetic for letting me drink so much.
I feel awful cos my boyfriend went to a family funeral so he has enough on his mind. And my parents get home soon...
It also says:
by Sange
Nooooooooo drinking is good not bad, even the Bible tells us so
Timothy 5 v 23 “Drink no longer water only, but use a ittle wine for thy stomachs sake and thine often infirmities.”
Ephesians 5 v18 "Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit."
(And don't try and say that it doesn't mention beer etc so that's ok And spirit means holy spirit, not vodka )
Ahh, but rules are there to be broken
by Naigler
(quotes)
It also says:
Ephesians 5 v18 "Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit."
(And don't try and say that it doesn't mention beer etc so that's ok And spirit means holy spirit, not vodka )
If its says "not vodka" in the original text, I'll go with "holy spirit" until then - its open to interpretation.
by Naigler
And spirit means holy spirit, not vodka
Plus I'm an atheist so it makes no diff anyway
I love it when I'm drunk. Ok there has been the very rare instance where I have been a violent drunk, but 9 times out of 10 I'm quite a funny drunk
Last friday will prove that Oh, and If I've had too much and you have a fruit bowl, look out!
Last friday will prove that Oh, and If I've had too much and you have a fruit bowl, look out!
Hey, BBG, how's the trick-hip doing these days?
Never have I seen a drunken man cry so much.
Never have I seen a drunken man cry so much.
You big hairy moo! The trick hip is.....there.
by Jayjay
Hey, BBG, how's the trick-hip doing these days?
Never have I seen a drunken man cry so much.
Not if you're George Best!
by Havoc
One day you will know what it is like to really punish your liver, and then you kinda do stop drinking alchohol.
You dont get a bag, you just turn yellow
Yvonne
I'll stop when I have a bag fitted .
I have a liver transplant on my Amazon Wish List fot my 35th birthday
*pop-pop* So has someone actually picked up on you're not-so-subtle hints and is taking you to the zoo, or are you just hopeful?
by Yvonne
(quotes)
But I might be going to the zooooooo
heehee fishies!!*makes more fishie noises*splash!!
Any wandering Zen master will tell you that the recommended path is the Middle Way ... moderation in all things.
by Barenaked Ladies
Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else
Of course, she may also remind you to be moderate in your moderation.
My friend Lisa got sick of me texting "Take me to the zooooo!! Take me to the zooooo!! Take me to the zooooo!! Take me to the zooooo!! so sh'e taking me to the zoo *g*
by PictureOfFlowers
*pop-pop* So has someone actually picked up on you're not-so-subtle hints and is taking you to the zoo, or are you just hopeful?
Now I have to start texting her "Give me a million pounds!! Give me a million pounds!! Give me a million pounds!!"
fishie!!
Having had a couple of months off work last year with a liver problem, I'm ambiguous. My only regular indulgence is a suitably large single malt at the end of the week (yup, I'm a whisky snob)- living alone about 12 miles out of Leeds, I tend not to get too far gone on the rare occasions when I go out from work, because I've got to get myself home.
On the other hand, all this has just reminded me that I've got about a glass worth of wine left in a bottle in the kitchen...
On the other hand, all this has just reminded me that I've got about a glass worth of wine left in a bottle in the kitchen...
Well, I think Homer Simpson said it best with...........
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, beer!"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, beer!"
Considering that even two consecutive nights at the free and scandalously unlimited Great British Beer Festival staff bar didn't elicit any claims of lifelong devotion to temeperance, I believe it's fair to say me and the demon drink have reached a suitably ruinous understanding.
"Okay brain, now I don't like you and you don't like me. All you have to do is get me through this, and I'll get back to killing you with beer!"
"Okay brain, now I don't like you and you don't like me. All you have to do is get me through this, and I'll get back to killing you with beer!"
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