"Lord Archer, for the crime of perjury you are condemned to four years, by which I mean two, in a seaside penitentiary known as 'the holiday camp' throughout the system, and from where you will be allowed to drive your BMW to the local town to lunch out with the wardens and from which will arise two inteminable best-selling tomes that will further bolster your ill-gotten gains by complainign how arduous the whole thing was, honest guv'nor."
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"Lord Archer, you shall be sent hence forth from this place to another place, from whence you shall be dispatched to an ATM, and therin shall deposit your entire fortune at Her Majesty's pleasure, and may God have mercy on your bankrupt soul, you bankrupt soul."
Know which one gets my vote!
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"Lord Archer, you shall be sent hence forth from this place to another place, from whence you shall be dispatched to an ATM, and therin shall deposit your entire fortune at Her Majesty's pleasure, and may God have mercy on your bankrupt soul, you bankrupt soul."
Know which one gets my vote!