So is this our life if we died right now, or how we expect the rest of our life to pan out, or how we would like the rest of our life to go? Oooooh -- and do we get to chose how we die?

yes as it says above it can be true, something you would like it to say or totally fabricated and/or sillt (if ya seen Cocktail you have an example right there )

and it is SO hard i've written and re-written it a few times now and something about it is always either corny or pants ...

Kat died earlier this morning in a tragic accident on a cruiseship in the canaries where she was celebrating her 47th birthday with all her friends and family. World renound for her stunning films and attention grabbing novels she left behind her husband Seth Green her 3 children, Micah age 18, Buttercup age 12 and Gage age 5 and the 5 dogs she rescued and adored.
Known for her love of buffy, sci-fi/horror and conventions which brought her many wonderful and interesting friends and memories she was always unpredictable able to shock and surprise all with something odd to say or do. Kat adored dressing up, meeting new people and loved to take photos. Her love of the supernatural stemmed from a childhood experience and she often dreamed of weird and amazing things as her novels and films show us.
Her work has been inspirational to many people and her memory will live on through her work and the people she loved and left behind.


lmao i wish!

Mine would be something like this....
Who was she again....?

Spike passed away 22/09/89 at the age of 108. He was the Father of 2 children, Isabel and Nigel and Grandfather to 8 grandchildren. He was very well known for marrying 47 different women, some at the same time as being married to others. Many of his wives were famous such as 'Susanna Hoffs' 'Sherulyn Fenn' 'Avril lavigne' 'Amy Studt' 'Cat Deeley'. He was a bit nuts, but women loved him for his sexy body and charm. Spike will be greatly missed by all those close to him, including his wife Kiera Knightly and all his ex-wives.

Death is only the beginning.

see the one liners would be eulogys that go on your gravestone im asking what you would like to have achieved with your life or to be remembered for. real or comical.
like SPIKE's which gave me a right giggle

(Edited by bipolar 29/10/2003 16:05)

'Pope Milky the First was found dead in a motel today with 3 22 year old women. Pope Milky(who's real name was never revealed to the World) was surprisingly nominated and elected as the leader of the Catholic church over 70 years ago even though he had no religious beliefs or standing prior to his election. A massive reformist his emminence encouraged drink & debauchery as part of everyday life and also asked for people to treat cow's with respect, thanking them for the milk they provided which nourishes our young. Pope Milky had his own cow which was named Moo 2 and has featured on the cover of Time magazine twice. Prior to all his speech's Pope Milky had perfected his own entrance which consisted of the song "Follow DA Leada" being played as he emerged onto the papal balcony where he would climb onto either side of the balcony and reap the crowds adulation. The free world mourns today.'

Ethan, beloved friend of many and enemy of (a) few, passed away tragically last night after he died trying to save a baby from a burning building.

He will always be remembered for his tartiness, and talent of spotting VPL's from a 15 yard radius. Sadly this decreased from 30 as he got older.

A comedic genius and general all round good guy, he loved his friends and his family to the very end. However people will always rejoice at the fact he will no long be with Pope Milky to the point where nobody can understand him

He lived fast, died young, shame about the beautiful corpse.

Sarah died tragically this morning in a freak hospital disaster at the age of 77. Dr Sarah Smith had dedicated her life to saving and helping others in hispitals throughout the world. She was renowned for her surgical revelations and dicovering many a cure for rare diseases. She leaves behind her loving husband Matthew who himslef is known for his novels and his lecturing at many universities throughout the world, and her two daughters Heather and Elizabeth who will miss her dearly. Sarah will also be sadly missed by the thousands of people whos lives she touched and in many cases saved. May her soul rest in peace.

I think that should do it

Sounds like a laugh. And stupid????

Well that's easy enough....

Dan finally died this morning after being hit by a rather annoyed armadillo with a cd case.

Dan was famous for doing as little as possible and coming out with absolute rubbish like 'You can't kill me, your an armadillo!'

After many years working in Europe, saving homeless jelly tots and recycling used photographs, Dan finally returned to the UK to finish his life long project to create the worlds first water proof towel. Sadly he died while trying to persuade the armadillo that helping him was a good idea.

I guess he just tried one to many times.

he drank beer therfore he talked b*ll*c*s

TNT passed away last night. His dearest wish granted to die peacefully in his sleep just like his uncle, not shouting and screaming like the passengers on his bus!

lmao