Hi folks, here's some daft news stories of complete eejits in weird (or just plain funny) circumstances that I thought somebody might find even just a little funny, but that's my sense of humour for you...
Sydney You can lead the whore to culture but you can't make her think!
Don't you have important Uni work to be doing young man?!?
Cat "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." ~Anon
Churchills grandchildren have denied he ever owned/had a parrot.
Good old fashioned Mirror reporting i see, you gotta love it
Alan Got a message from the Great Lakes Avengers, They offered me a membership but didn't accept... they're a walking disaster... Just don't make sense at all... the worst heroes of all time, To call thems
by Sydney
Don't you have important Uni work to be doing young man?!?
Damn! Foiled! Well, I'd handed my work in (the sorry excuse for work that it was, that is) about ten minutes before that post, but I'd still to revise for an exam about 9:30 this morning, which it turned out needed virtually no revision at all... (Exams = evil! Grrr!)
Could I have your postal address or could you get Havoc to pull his finger out and send it like I asked him, or he can't have the card and present until next time I'm back home?