Ok I must be incredibly dumb on not being able to follow this...So you like this girl who you're going to give m&m's and my little pony - is she above legal consent? And you have an adopted sister?

shes way above legal consent , she wants a pony and eminem so i thought M&M's and my little pony, for a joke. She does have a boyfriend though :-S my adopted sister is the Hyde park bird, and because of her, shes helped change my perverted womanising ways

(Edited by SPIKE 10/02/2004 23:02)

No offence meant by the "inferm" remark, just a little song we used to sing to the my little pony music.

My little pony,
Skinny and bony,
Made out of plastic,
Thick as a spastic,
Took it to bed and,
Pulled of it's head
Now my little pony is dead!

Sorry, my riding friends taught me that. You should have heard what the cabbage patch dolls came in for!

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by Cat
Thick as a spastic

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I feel i must apologise to anyone who has Cystic-Fibrosis.

BTW, good on you SPIKE, but just one question, does this Woman like potatoes?

erm... bad news i've kinda given up on being reformed. its too hard and i don't think i'm gonna pull her, so the old SPIKE is back

lol, that lasted a long time didn't it! You wanna buy me a care bear and il love you forever..... ???? btw what did you sing to Hannah today you nutter??

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by Eve
lol, that lasted a long time didn't it! You wanna buy me a care bear and il love you forever..... ???? btw what did you sing to Hannah today you nutter??

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I sung her 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'
A carebear? maybe if you make a Nos

Why am I not surprised about this...?

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by SPIKE
(quotes)
I sung her 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'
A carebear? maybe if you make a Nos

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Maybe when i'm not this poor lol, only because of the carebear though!

There's Care Bears up for grabs?! Cool! Spike, I demand you get me one for our 2 year anniversary!

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by Havoc
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I feel i must apologise to anyone who has Cystic-Fibrosis.

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Hence the "infirm" disclaimer. My not wishing to cause any offence in stating what was simply a child's rhyme!

If my children sang rhymes like that I'd slap their legs.

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by Teresa
If my children sang rhymes like that I'd slap their legs.

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That would be child abuse.

Well that's the problem now, the world is trying to be too perfect with all the political disclaimers and people trying to justify and ban certain sayings.

In my day (look at the old woman ) it wouldn't have been a problem and kids would have sung it and not been told off or anything. They probably wouldn't have even questioned what spastic means!

Also, slapping legs once in a while never did kids any harm - I call child abuse something else

Cripple and proud

(Edited by Samphirette 14/02/2004 23:18)

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by Cat
That would be child abuse.

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Don't you dare even get me started again. I promised I wouldn't start on here but you ever, ever say anything like that to me and I won't be responsible for what my fingers type


(Edited by Teresa 14/02/2004 23:20)

Acording to Ofsted (the people who makes the rules about children)

Parents disaplining their own children in a responible mannor isnt child abuse.

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by Samphirette
Also, slapping legs once in a while never did kids any harm - I call child abuse something else

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Me too, but being old fashioned doesn't seem popular here. I was just trying to be modern and lefty!

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by Cat
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Me too, but being old fashioned doesn't seem popular here. I was just trying to be modern and lefty!

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We confused being "Modern and lefty" with being bitchy. Sorry!

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by Sydney
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We confused being "Modern and lefty" with being bitchy. Sorry!

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Just going with the 6 O'clock news on making it illegal to spank a child, even your own. Not having TV for 9 mths and relying on intermitant newspapers, i didnt know if it was law, but i thought it had become law. (maybe just in scotland or something?)

erm, isn't this thread drifting a bit now :-S But anyway I think theres another girl I may be in with, but I won;'t say who incase you know her.