www.chavscum.co.uk/

a few exerts for you:-

Chav music!

"Chavs listen to only 3 music genres; Rap, R&B and Dance. Rap for the boys, R&B for the girls and Dance for both sexes. Extensively most of the music they listen to is in the Top40 or has been at some point in the last year. If a Chav listened to non-chart music they may suddenly have a moment of enlightenment that there is more to music than trashy compilations and they will eat their own brain in confusion!"


Chav TV!

"Why don't you switch off your television set and go do something less boring insteadÂ…yeah? Like what? As everyone knows, if a chav is indoors then the tv is going to be on. From dawn (about 9am) till the leccy runs out the tv will be tuned in and other than for periods of channel hopping through the 153 satellite channels, it will be tuned to ITVchav, the channel of choice, where a chav knows they will never get stimulated or challenged or anything.

Mornings are of course the jewel in the crown of the schedule and start with the pinnacle of a chavs daily viewing..the goddess like Trisha. While Kilroy on bbc1 still makes a valiant attempt to tackle the issues of the day, ITV has realised what a chav likes is to see other chavs, fighting about paternity and who stole their manÂ…in Burberry with teeth that live in a mouth that cant even pronounce orthodontist. This is a show for people who look at their personal problems and decide that the best way to air and solve this troubles is to play them out for the viewing scumsters, the baying audience and the salivating Trisha herself. Whatever the problem being discussed is, Trisha has always had to deal with it in her own lifeÂ…but she has invariably made a better job of it and wastes no time in telling the Chavs so. And yet they still love her, like a strict social worker they have to suck up to to get the goodies."

Ouch! There's lots more where that came from too.

Oh, and Eastender fans, dont read, it will only upset the bloodpressure!