George Bush visits the UK and gets an audience with the Queen. As they are sat drinking their tea, he says, "You know, Your Highness, I think I'd like to change the US to a Kingdom"

The Queen replies, "But you can't George, in order to do that you would have to be a king, and you're not."

"Well, how about a principality?"

"No George, in order to do that you would have to be a Prince and you're not."

"Ok so how about an Empire?"

"No George, to do that you would have to be an emperor ..."

And then Before Bush can say another word: "Dont worry George, I think you're doing just fine as a country!"