...as if you hadn't figured it out already.

So I thought, "What the hell? Why not more strange and completely irrelevant news? It's usually mildly entertaining, albeit for all of 6 seconds..."

So, without further ado, here comes the daftness:

Be thankful taxi drivers charge by distance and not by number of passengers...
"I only agreed to say I was sorry so we could go to another village and crash into something else."
German Social Services: Not amused!
Well, it sounds like a nice belief system except for the "everybody's family" part...

Insane!