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I have a plan!
OK i've really not been myself sor ages but I think the old SPIKE is back! Anyway i've been bored of life so I have thoguht baout trying to make it better. Many of my previous plans seem to have failed. I never managed to seduce a spirit on a ouiji board to win the lottery and I never moved to the jungle to be like Tarzan. So how can I have an easy life with no worries I hear yuo cry? simple! I am going to get soem excellent special effects person to make me masks of famous people that are so realistic when all applied to my face that people can not tell th difference. To start with I will use it jsut to get free meals and free stuff from shops cuz they think i'm famous, i'll also use it to pull fit birds. After getting some of their accents perfected and I am truly convincing as their doubles I shall go to their house and lock them in a cupbaord for a few weeks and live as they would enjoying their lifestyle. I think the first famous person I wanna try and be is Bruce Forsyth. OK hes not majorly rich as some other people I could go for, but I know all his catchphrases and hes cool. 'Don't touch the pack, we'll be right back' 'Nice to see you to see you....NICE!' 'Good game good game'
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LMAO!! That is genius! But I'm not sure Brucey's a good starting point. Imagine how much it'd cost to sculpt that chin! 
Posted: 16:57 Mar 14 2004 I don't think these two sentences fit with each other somehow.....
by SPIKE
i'll also use it to pull fit birds............. I think the first famous person I wanna try and be is Bruce Forsyth.
Posted: 17:10 Mar 14 2004 I dunno actually... as implausible as it is Brucie seems to have done alright for himself...
by Teresa
I don't think these two sentences fit with each other somehow.....
It is a scary world we live in...
Posted: 17:15 Mar 14 2004 Have you seen his wife? she was miss world or something!
by Teresa
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I don't think these two sentences fit with each other somehow.....
Posted: 17:41 Mar 14 2004 You're the best
by SPIKE
I am going to get soem excellent special effects person to make me masks of famous people that are so realistic when all applied to my face that people can not tell th difference.
Posted: 18:09 Mar 14 2004 
Mission: Impossible flashback...
*...and so, loses concentration and nearly spills hot coffee over crotch. Starts paying attention.*
That would be weird; Brucie pulls off face to reveal Spike, who is really Tom Cruise in disguise! Or would that be the other way around? Ow, my head...
*...and so, loses concentration and nearly spills hot coffee over crotch. Starts paying attention.*
That would be weird; Brucie pulls off face to reveal Spike, who is really Tom Cruise in disguise! Or would that be the other way around? Ow, my head...
Posted: 11:33 Mar 16 2004
Thankyou Spike for making a really miserable Tuesday a happier one. My mum said you didn't seem the same at the t-party, she was worried (as mums sometimes are)
What celebrities you thinking of?
What celebrities you thinking of?
Posted: 19:14 Mar 16 2004
Bruce first, but then i'll go onto celebs such as David Hasselhoff, the guy who played Paul in neighbours (mainly cuz he had an affair with 2 twin sisters), Neil Diamond and maybe if I can pull it off i'll try and be Matthew Kelly. Tonight Matthew, i'm going to be Matthew Kelly!
Posted: 21:32 Mar 16 2004
You think girls go for cheesy blokes? I didn't realise you were after OAPs
Posted: 21:42 Mar 16 2004 So does my mother-in-law. She also likes Cliff Richard. Like I said, I didn't realise you were after 'older' women.
by SPIKE
Big Daves mum loves Neil Diamond
Posted: 09:30 Mar 17 2004 Ewwwwwww
by SPIKE
Bruce first, but then i'll go onto celebs such as David Hasselhoff, the guy who played Paul in neighbours (mainly cuz he had an affair with 2 twin sisters), Neil Diamond and maybe if I can pull it off i'll try and be Matthew Kelly. Tonight Matthew, i'm going to be Matthew Kelly!
Posted: 09:41 Mar 17 2004 That is a good choice! I saw him in a field once, and he was surrounded by good lookin 20 y/o girls! I was like
by SPIKE
I think the first famous person I wanna try and be is Bruce Forsyth. OK hes not majorly rich as some other people I could go for, but I know all his catchphrases and hes cool.
what? Must be the catchphrases.
Posted: 19:17 Mar 17 2004 
You are in serious need of some medical help.
by SPIKE
Bruce first, but then i'll go onto celebs such as David Hasselhoff, the guy who played Paul in neighbours (mainly cuz he had an affair with 2 twin sisters), Neil Diamond and maybe if I can pull it off i'll try and be Matthew Kelly. Tonight Matthew, i'm going to be Matthew Kelly!
Posted: 19:22 Mar 17 2004